guys, do you ever get this problem?

[ButterflyBlood]

you're shopping at a store that has a really hot clerk and then you get stiff?

One of the reasons I always wear really loose jeans.

[Syrinx]

1. Actually loose pants can be more "revealing," I think

Depending on your bend and tilt, I guess. :shrug:

[camero]

2. Yes, and it's embarrassing.

I have to tell them it's just that I have alot of change.

[HEyHEY]

7. They actually ask?

Or do they just point and giggle to the other clerks?

[camero]

14. They just smile

They probably do the point and giggle after I leave. :)

[JVS]

3. No. Such an occurence is not a problem in my book

If I have an erection, that's just the way it is. If other people aren't happy about it that's their problem

[HEyHEY]

9. LOL

That's the funniest thing I've read all night

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Wow - never had that problem

is this a common thing?

[jpgray]

5. Unless the clerk is wearing something *unusual*, nope. (nt)

[HEyHEY]

6. I get every problem

Stiff? at a store.....jeez man stop thinking about all the dirty things and it won't happen...remember "Baseball."

[JVS]

8. Thinking of the dirty things is the fun part about leaving the house

[HEyHEY]

10. Until you get in an elevator

[JVS]

12. The optimist would see that as a free lap-dance

:-)

[HEyHEY]

17. Or at least a test of manhood

And hey if he door stays open wide enough for a woman to stick her arm through to hold the elevator - you may have a date

[camero]

16. Or the future mother-in-law

Takes care of that problem real quick I found.

[shekina]

11. ya

that's happened to me b4. honest

[salinen]

13. Not a problem at all

If she's that sexy, it should be flattering.

[HEyHEY]

15. I hope you aren't serious

I guess you'd just point at yourself and say "He thinks you're sexy"

[JVS]

18. "Little JVS told me to ask your phone number"

[HEyHEY]

20. "He's taken a shine to ya, Wanna get an orange julius at the food court"

[salinen]

19. I'm serious

Look, if a lady became excited by HEyHEy, wouldn't HEyHEy be flattered?

[HEyHEY]

21. Yeah, but I'm a guy

I get flattered if a golden lab humps my leg.

I just can't see women liking that.

[dweller]

22. but it's a blonde

take it as a compliment!

:P

dp

[salinen]

23. Oh some probably wouldn't

But haven't you ever engaged in provocative talk with a stranger (woman) that was arousing to you both?

[HEyHEY]

24. Talk yes...just walking around the gap with a boner and a smile-no

I'm guessing you're saying:

You're in a store at attention, and the clerk sees big jim and the twins are awake. SHe see it and smiles and is turned on


I just can't picture it.

[salinen]

28. She's wearing a low cut blouse

smells great, tight skirt, smiling big. You engage in some silly conversation and you both laugh. You find out that you both despise * and love sushi. Then big Jim and the twins are awake. It's not like you flaunt the bulge. We all know how to position Mr. Winkie so he's not so obvious.

[HEyHEY]

29. well, maybe you mortals can hide it...

just kiddin...no that sistuation has happend.

[Exultant Democracy]

32. HA HA HA

that is gold.

[SarahB]

25. That's funny, I've never experienced that.

Except perhaps slight nipple firmness. (Why am I saying this? :dunce: )

[salinen]

30. I'm sorry Sarah

this club is for men only. Kidding.

[SarahB]

34. Not really

Happens to us too of course, just in a smaller, much less obvious way. :7

[salinen]

35. Eternally thankful for

those less obvious ways.

[Red State Rebel]

26. I'd say thats a pretty small trade off....

for childbirth, periods, losing virginity........etc.

[tedoll78]

31. Ahh.. women..

They vote with more intelligence, they smell nicer, they put up with so much more bullsh!t from the opposite sex..

[tedoll78]

27. This is my first semester of clinicals in medical imaging school..

and I have to be careful about what kind of underware I wear under my scrubs. I didn't expect so many hot guys to be working at this hospital! If I wear boxers and notice someone I like, I must direct my thoughts elsewhere..

[Exultant Democracy]

33. Different Question,

When you happen to be naked around the house, do you ever knock things over with "it" just because you can.