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[ButterflyBlood]

"It's easier for ___________ than for the truth to come out of Bush's mouth." Fill in the blank.

A few I was thinking of:

"for Karl Rove to get laid"
"me to go a week without masturbating"
"my mother to sit through a whole movie that's not a romantic comedy"

[IronLionZion]

1. Karl Rove to get laid

or Cheney to come out of the closet
or pigs to fly
or squeeze blood from a stone

[madmom]

2. Ann coulter....

to admit that Bill Clinton was a good president

[Jack Rabbit]

3. A camel to pass through the eye of a needle

I like the good, old fashioned phrases. They're catchy.