here's some other knee-slappers for bush*'s stand-up comedy routine

[radfringe]

feel free to add

-- record surplus turned into record deficits
it's quite amusing to watch the numbers change from black to red

-- 3,000,000 jobs lost
oops, maybe these jobs are also hiding under his desk

-- medicare in the toilet
ok who forgot to put the seat down?

-- Iraq costing an arm and a leg
literally

-- Bin-Laden still missing
checked under my desk...nope not there

-- Red Alert! Red Alert! Red Alert!
heh..heh..heh...just joking

Opening joke for speech suggestion: I just spun in from a meeting with Karl...boy are my lips tired...

[madmax]

1. I'll admit I'm a little dense

What the hell did he mean by this one:

Opening joke for speech suggestion: I just spun in from a meeting with Karl...boy are my lips tired...

Was he blowing him? Kissing his ass? :shrug:

[radfringe]

3. poor attempt to paraphrase old joke

...just flew in from ...boy are my arms tired

[madmax]

5. Duh - ok I get it

I thought he really said that. Now you know what my family has to put up with ;) :toast:

[mouse7]

2. Bush orders humanitarian to poor Haitians

Bush sends millions of dollars in pretzels to the Haitian poor.

[izzie]

4. Lets take bets. This was Bush's deal. Ever the cheerleader.

The WH is off key and Karen is gone and Bush is out in front. I think maybe Bush's ego has him doing the planning now.