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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:35 AM
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HEY! John Kerry delivered my fried chicken dinner last night!!!!
Okay it wasn't John Kerry but the kid looked exactly like Kerry circa the early 70's.

My wife got home and was too tired to cook, I would have but nobody really wants that, so we ordered out. The guy who answered the phone sounded like he was baked out of his mind but he actually got the order right. When he knocked on the porch door I opened it started to hand him the money and looked up.

"Jesus you look just like John Kerry", I said.

He had the same haircut but instead of sort of being parted on the side like Kerry it was sort of parted down the middle. Same build (he is probably about 6'2" or so) same jaw it was striking. I called my wife to come and see (I know that wasn't nice to the guy) and she agreed. He said someone else had made the same comment early last night.

I asked if he was going to vote for Kerry and he kinda mumble and said he didn't know.
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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:38 AM
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1. You've rumbled his alter ego.....KFC salesman!
Wonder how this will affect the hustings later in the year...
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mouse7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:41 AM
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2. Kerry Fried Chicken? n/t
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:43 AM
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5. The Lieutenant's secret recipe
:bounce:
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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:49 AM
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8. "As devised by the French Lieutenant's Woman???"
from the alter-Martha Stewart cookbook?
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Florida_Geek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:41 AM
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3. Seriously for all DUers,
Having Voter Registration Forms with you at your house and office probably would not be a bad idea. Then at times like this to ask, are you registered?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:42 AM
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4. Damn that's a good idea
I'll go get some at lunch. Thanks.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:44 AM
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6. boy that would freak me out if I was the delivery guy
Personally, I'd rather get a tip than a voter registration form.

:D
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Florida_Geek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 09:02 AM
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9. Magic Rat you do not look like a Repug to me LOL
Only a repug would give a voter registration form in loo of a tip. Now a Dem would tip, a voter registration form, and if the person was young enough, a warning about the DRAFT if Bush wins.

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 09:11 AM
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10. Well of course I did tip
Always.
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:47 AM
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7. John Kerry has to earn my vote - he must deliver my takeout food
for the next three months. ;-)

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 09:12 AM
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11. Wait a second...you can get fried chicken delivered?!
Sweet! :thumbsup:
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Florida_Geek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 09:17 AM
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12. Yea Yea Yea, you will be calling around
looking for somebody to deliever Country Fried Steak with a side of Okra. :beer:

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 09:18 AM
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14. Hold the okra...send that CFS with macaroni and cheese and sweet corn!
:9
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 09:27 AM
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16. Check this place out they deliver EVERYTHING
http://www.foodfanatic.net/

Delicous too. We usually order from these people (old Deadheads). Their food is unbelieveable-~$17 Filet Mignon BP Sald Rolls DELIVERED!111
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 09:29 AM
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17. Surf and Turf - tonight's special!
:bounce:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 09:18 AM
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13. Yeah a little corner restaurant-great American success story.
I had never really thought of the uniqueness of having fried chicken delivered...spaghetti too.

Hell there is another place that delivers filet mignon (with baked potato salad and roll for $17).

The place we got it from is owned by a Greek family. They started with the restaurant bought some properties and put their son through law school. He is a city councilman and an up and comer but I don't know for which side.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 09:19 AM
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15. Greeks rule!
*puffs out chest*

I hope their kid is on the right side.
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