I'm eatin' puddin' and postin' at DU - Could life get any better

[LynneSin]

:D

I defy you to tell me otherwise!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

1. Hope it's banana puddin'...

Now THAT would be poifect!

[LynneSin]

3. Nope, it's Kozy Shack Real Chocolate Puddin'

Drinkin' a Diet Arizona Ice Tea to boot

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. what flavor of pudding

If it's chocolate, no - life cannot get better.

If it's vanella, then yes, it could get much better.

[LynneSin]

6. I'm chocolate baby - chocolate all the way

yummy!!!

[GOPisEvil]

4. And your cats don't hate each other!

Life is good.

[LynneSin]

10. Well, they find the smell of each other's butt fascinating

I suppose that's a good start. Could you imagine if humans expressed friendships by buttsniffing?

yuck!!

[THUNDER HANDS]

17. what do you mean 'imagine'

;)

[LynneSin]

19. ewwwwww MAGIC RAT IS A BUTT SNIFFER, MAGIC RAT IS A BUTT SNIFFER

:puke:

[THUNDER HANDS]

20. I prefer the term, tushy inspector.

Thank you very much.

[LynneSin]

22. If your nose is within 2 inches of a butthole yer sniffin' ass

I dare you to defy otherwise

[THUNDER HANDS]

23. I defy

I'm a tushy inspector. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. What, you want to see my I.D. ?

[LynneSin]

24. Nose in ass you're either sucking up or sniffing

I'll even do a poll on this to get the input from other members of DU

[TXlib]

5. You could be drinking anejo tequila and posting on DU.

[underpants]

7. You could be smearing it all over yourself

:evilgrin::bounce::spank:

[lazarus]

8. Pudding is a metaphor for your life

Look at the box, it describes your life.

It says, "Cook, then chill."

And that's Lynnesin does. First she cooks, and then she chills....

[LynneSin]

11. Actually mine says "All Natural All Delicious"

and that, my friend, I am!

[TXlib]

12. We demand independent confirmation of that claim.

[LynneSin]

13. Check out their website

http://www.kozyshack.com/products/chocolate.html

[TXlib]

14. That confirms THEIR claim.

What about YOURS? :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

15. you're a perv

:eyes:

[TXlib]

16. This is news to you?

:evilgrin:

[TXlib]

9. You could find out that the entire * admin has been arrested

for crimes against humanity -- life would be pretty darn good, then!

[Zomby Woof]

18. yes it could

You could be feedin' me the puddin' while MrsGrumpy reads me the comics from today's paper.

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. Hey! I've got the comics from both of today's papers!

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

27. woohoo!

:hi:

[Trajan]

21. AU contraire mon frere ....

I havent told ANYONE about this ...

I had to protect my 'sources' ...

Psssssst: ...

Super rich Dutch Chocolate ice cream, SMOTHERED in Hersheys syrup AND caramel syrup, then topped with a dollop of heavy whipped cream ...

Ehem .... Did I say I was finished ?? ...

Then ? ... slivered almonds ... and chopped pecans ... unsalted ...

Ohhhhh damn ....

Pudding ? .... I SCOFF at mere pudding ! ....

(unless of course, this is some sort of baked custard-pudding .... then: you could still win the prize) ...

[NicoleM]

25. Can't wait to eat chocolate pudding again.

Without going into detail, I decided during my puking morning/noon/night months that I wasn't eating any more chocolate pudding until I have the kid (that's when I'll be sure the puking is over). It's on my "to eat" list. It's a long list.