The Morning After...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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...I hope nobody judges me too harshly.
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There was a LOT of alcohol involved.
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Believe me... ... ... a LOT!!!
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When I woke up this morning and turned to look to investigate the sound and odor
coming from beside me... well, I don't think I have to say how SHOCKED I was.
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I've never done anything like this before.
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OK, once... no, TWICE... once in 1986 and... OK -- FIVE times... once in 1986
and four times, um... you know... last week.
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But, there was a lot of alcohol involved then, too.
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Believe me... a LOT of alcohol.
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Not that I drink, but "someone" sure had a snootful each time.
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I'm not pointing any fingers.
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I don't pray, but this morning I'm hopin' and a-prayin' that
nobody saw us walk out together last night.
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Please don't judge me.
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Guess it's almost time to do "The Elephant Walk of Shame".
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You need this song to appreciate how I'm feeling right now.
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Don't judge me.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3NeQfiKHgg
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[HopeHoops]

1. I hope you put a rubber on it!

You never know who you could catch that "teabagger" STD from.

(STD = Stupid Teabagger Disease)

[marzipanni]

2. The doctor says there's no need to feel so sheepish

about your elephantasizing.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. "elephantasizing"...

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...my favorite new word.
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Now, I've got to figure out a way to use it in
a NOT inappropriate fashion at work.
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You set the bar high for me, my friend.
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M-m-m-m-m, Babar... your hide is so rough and (gaspsquirm) WRINKLY/
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Elephantasizing.
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SING IT, KAREN!!!!!
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Don't you remember you told me you loved me Babar?
You said you'd be coming back this way again Babar.
Babar, Babar, Babar, Babar, oh Babar.
I love you, I really do.
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FINALLY... that song makes sense.
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[Old Troop]

3. Is his name El Bronco?

[abq e streeter]

4. Sorry, but even fucked up, I'd have thought you had better taste than that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_ZlnWQbCeE

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Why would you think that?

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Now, you've hurt my feelings.
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OMG... I'm having a VERY vague recollection of having sung "Feelings" to her.
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Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you go and sing, "Feelings".
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"How low HAVE you sunk?", you ask.
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THIS low.
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"DON'T LOOK UP, MIDDLEFINGERMOM!!!!!!
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"Why not?" (puh-LOPP)
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"WHALESHIT... THAT'S WHY NOT."
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[abq e streeter]

6. I just thought it was one of the most romantic love scenes ever put on film

infatuation, pathos, true love,smoldering eroticism, weak moments of anger of the kind we've all regretted ...it had it all. And such a worthy recipient of that love and devotion...

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Nonono...

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My feelings are hurt because you thought that I'd
"have better taste than that".
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I work long and hard and deep and again and again
and OMG-AGAIN to cultivate a quite tasteless persona...
I felt like I had developed that to a fine-ass fine art,
but from your statement I feel like all that hard work
was (burp) for naught.
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I feel invalidated. Invalided? Disinvigorated? Unviolated?
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That's IT!!!!!
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Unviolated.
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The cruelest cut of all.
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[tainted_chimp]

7. "Fucking Christmas beer!"

:toast:

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. HAHAHA!!!

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:toast:
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Been there. Done that.
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