Who sucks the laughter out of the air for you

[Az]

Really bad comedians. Who just kills your inner Ha.

Colin Quinn
Dennis Miller
Ben Stein

Who is you'r anticomic?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Anyone currently on SNL and anyone EVER on Mad TV

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Carrot Top, Jay Leno, Jeff Foxwrothy

[Bertha Venation]

5. Oh, yes. Jay Leno. The very antithesis of comedy.

That guy couldn't be original if his life depended on it. His whole schtick is insult and sexual innuendo. Big freakin' L, and it doesn't stand for "Leno."

[Az]

7. You can't hear Leno's jokes

because of the giant sucking sound that follows him around.

[ewagner]

12. Leno

Is the last remaining vestige of the "Sinatra/Rat Pack" days of comedy. It's sad....really sad.

his material and style still belong to the '5-s

[swag]

3. Chris Rock

Captain Asinine

Oh, whoever nominated Jay Leno: excellent nomination.

[terrya]

4. Dennis Miller has redefined the word "comedy" for me.

And it wasn't after he fell in love with George W. Bush.

I've never, once, found Miller funny. Not on SNL, not on his HBO show. CERTAINLY not on his current show.

[DS1]

6. Ralphie May, Wanda Sykes, Adam Carrolla, Adam Sandler

George W. Bush

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. big yes on Sandler

What a moron. Really can't stand his movies (though I've not seen the latest one he's in, which actually looks like it might be funny and smart)

[Az]

10. Only movie with Sandler in it I can stand

was Mixed Nuts. He played a very minor character that was unable to severly damage the movie.

[ProfessorGAC]

19. I'll Go With Him, Too

Unfunny.

The rest of my "i don't get the funny part" list:
Billy Crystal
Jay Leno
Jim Carrey
Lucille Ball
Drew Carey

These people are on the list because i NEVER got why other people found them funny. Therefore, Dennis Miller is exempt because he used to be funny before he became a nancyboy coward who needed Bush to protect him and his precious family.
The Professor

[SOteric]

15. Georgie's a comedian? That explains a lot...

Ralphie May & Wanda Sykes, - for certain I agree with. Adam Sandler absolutely sucks. Adam Sandler is the cosmic Hoover of comedy.

I'd have to add Dennis Miller and add that I used to think Dennis was funny, but the sense of betrayal over his political blathering has so adversely affected my opinion of him that he might actually make it to the level of 'universe-crushing black hole' of comedy.

[DS1]

21. He thinks he's a comedian

Much like people sending emails think they are computer experts.

Dennis Miller is a fine example of a big talking Dem turning into a gutless coward, and cashing in during the process.

[SCDem]

9. Jay Leno - He just tries too hard and it shows

[VioletLake]

11. Jesters of the Wicked

Dennis Miller is a vainglorious a*hole.

I wonder how many of these idiots will end up with ruined careers. We'll have to invent a "syndrome" to describe it. I suggest we call it the "Riefenstahl Syndrome."

[mac56]

13. Mark Russell

Carrot Top
Adam Sandler
Dana Carvey (since he became a Dennis Miller-esque RW shill)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. ditto

the ones for you!

[stanwyck]

16. What exactly did

Colin Quinn do to rate his own show on Comedy Central? This is a huge mystery to me. He has no discernable talent except to spout faux macho rants incoherently. I join the millions of other Daily Show viewers who risk injury every night to get the channel changed before his blank face appears to stumble through his graceless, humorless monologue. Please explain his appeal to me. Is it like the dog whistles and only similarly dim bulbs can pickup his scent?

[Az]

18. At least Dennis Miller knows he is choking

Quinn just has no timing, no rythm, and no funny. And he doesn't even realize it. Eesh.

[Richardo]

17. I see your Colin Quinn and raise you a Jim Breuer and Denis Leary...

The triumvirate of unfunny. x(

[stanwyck]

20. OK. I fold

You had me at Jim Breuer.

Denis Leary is another Quinn Mystery. Maybe the real power in Hollywood is not our Jewish friends but people of Celtic ancestory. That would help explain the unexplainable careers of Quinn, Leary, O'Reilly, and Mel Gibson. No wit. No intelligence. No insight. No style. And not eye candy.
Are leprechauns now in charge of the entertainment industry?

[President_G_W_Bush]

22. Jon Stewart.

I think I'm gonna have to disappear his ass.

[Burma Jones]

23. Whoopie Goldberg, Jay Leno, Nick DePaulo

[Hand]

24. Yaakov Smirnoff... nt