Stupid judge. How can he call it public nudity if I was wearing my lucky black socks the whole time?

[Bucky]

(much better)

[MiddleFingerMom]

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...or THREE of them?
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[Forkboy]

2. Black socks are a crime unto themselves.

[madinmaryland]

4. Actually, Red Socks are a crime unto themselves!

:D

[old mark]

3. Those are the "lucky" socks you have been wearing since

Obama won the election?

mark

[struggle4progress]

5. Maybe it matters which socks you were wearing and exactly how you wore them.

Fashion is tricky. You'll get better with practice. Think "bigger brighter socks," and don't be rigid in your thinking: experiment with wearing them on parts other than your feet

[Orsino]

6. I think you don't understand.

Leaving a little something to the imagination can be even hotter.

[BuelahWitch]

7. You need to quit pallin' around with LeftyFingerPop, Bucky

He won't help your fashion sense a damn bit!