The nipple twister of all CAPTIONs

[underpants]

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. Ahem. The preferred terminology is "titty-twister."

It is much-improved with the alliteration, you see.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

22. NO!! Purple Nurple!!

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. "I am as happy as a little girl!"

"Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance."

[Ganja Ninja]

3. Bush flashes a gang sign his homies in the BFEE.

[CaptainClark23]

11. LOL beautiful....

[dae]

16. I'm voting for yours.

:thumbsup:

[underpants]

4. If anyone had told me that airplane bottles could be used to hold alcohol

I wouldn't have to spend so much time away from the public.

[Ricdude]

5. Since I got it pierced, it hurts a little when it gets chilly out...

n/t

[shekina]

6. Damn!!

I'm not dreaming, John Kerry is kicking my ass...

[regularguy]

7. I think another flag lapel might help my numbers.....

If that doesn't work perhaps I'll have a small New Jersey county mounted on my head.....

[Endangered Specie]

8. A little trick that Laura taught him... hes still working on it.

[jesus]

9. Damn! That's not Dick...

That's Tokyo

[yellowcanine]

10. "I am going to drop this little rolled up booger in my pocket."

I hope nobody notices.

[cosmicdot]

12. W is thinking: they must see I've got Duck Wad written all over me

[Bundbuster]

13. "Sheesh, how could I smell my own fart out in this wind?"

[NightTrain]

14. "I pledge allegiance to myself...."

n/t

[VOX]

15. "Yeh, I got the spliff right here in my pocket..."

"An' as soon as Air force One gains altitude, so will I!" :evilgrin:

[sablescort]

17. Let me get this flask of Gentleman Jim's

out of my pocket and pour you one!

[Earth_First]

18. The Official George W Bush Marionette Doll

"Press Here for your favorite Bushism"

[Bundbuster]

19. "The Supreme Court?...

They're right here in my pocket."

[Papa]

20. "I pedge allegence to the goals of PNAC, and the destruction of the United

States of America. and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under a God that only loves Repulicans, Indivisble, with liberty and justice for all corporations and my rich pals.

...and if you don't like it, you can go suck my left titty.

[WillParkinson]

21. It's that new nipple bar he's got on...

He just can't tell anyone because the law now says he can't have them. (So he thought he was a woman...)