Aaaand now let's have a really big DU CAPTION for...........

[underpants]

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Hey unca Dick!! You were supposed to make my lips flap

from behind that curtain...not my buttcheeks!

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. "I want my Garmonbozia!"

"I am the Arm."

[mikey_1962]

3. eeeeewwwwwwwww Donuts!!!!!!!!!!!! argggggggggggghhh

[underpants]

4. Ba banna ba buh buh bubbupbuhbuh baaaaaaaaaa

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's monkey!!!!!!!!!!!

[rustydog]

7. Ya beat me to the punch!

Tonights guests are:
neoCondi Rice
Donald "N,S, E and west somewhat of Tikrit" Rumsfeld
and the Not ready for the Truth Players, Dick Cheny, George Bush,arnold schwarzenneger, maria shriver-kennedy-schwarzennegger and Bruce Willis!

[Deb]

5. President bush inspects terror behind Ashcroft's drapes

[regularguy]

6. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Junky.

Da-DaDa-Da-Da. Da-DADA-DaDum.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

8. Cheney: "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

"I am in control here at the White House."

[Endangered Specie]

9. photographers note: the drapes are closing... not opening

Some one be a little slow.

[RaulGroom]

10. Fearing continued fallout from the 9/11 Scandal,

President Bush had himself miniaturized and is now hiding behind the robe of one of the members of Emperor Palpatine's Imperial Guard.

[skip fox]

12. wow!

a CAPTION with some moves!!

[salinen]

11. * emerges from Babs

you know what.

[skip fox]

13. W. is daydreaming (again): "And they're chanting, 'Duck Wad for President!

Duck Wad for President' and when I walk out they break into applause screaming, 'Duck Wad! Duck Wad! until their faces are sweaty and red and nobody can't scream no more cause they're all hoarse, and then we all laugh at the whole thing and I'm like the world's favorite regular guy with a nickname and everything, which shows how much they like me, and Kerry just sort of grinss and shrugs and drops out of the race and stuff, and . . . (blah, blah, blah--endless mind chatter). . . "

[cosmicdot]

14. it's curtains for W