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UndertheOcean (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 10:28 AM Original message |
Someone stole my orange juice ....why ? |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 10:32 AM Response to Original message |
1. Because it has a similar taste to apple juice: tangy and naturally sweet. |
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Riftaxe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 10:27 PM Response to Reply #1 |
18. As a fellow lounge lizard |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
2. Write "If you steal this, you're an asshole!" on the bottle. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
3. Welcome to New Jersey. |
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UndertheOcean (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 11:40 AM Response to Reply #3 |
9. How did you know I am in NJ , haven't changed my profile ! |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
4. I used to leave half-a-calzone in the breakroom fridge... |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 10:58 AM Response to Original message |
5. Oh... and about your OJ... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
6. Emergency treatment for scurvy? |
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jp11 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 11:23 AM Response to Original message |
7. Somebody was thirsty for OJ, gratis. |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
8. somewhat expensive and full of sugar |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
10. I don't ever have that problem... |
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UndertheOcean (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 02:27 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. How old are you ? |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 02:47 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Perhaps this silver bullet... |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
13. Oh, is Anita Bryant at it again? |
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NJCher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
14. Print out a picture of an eye |
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Riftaxe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
15. In related news, someone stole my vodka.... |
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Riftaxe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 05:46 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Your only next step could be to use the time |
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TheCentepedeShoes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 07:26 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Maybe Refirgerator |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 11:14 PM Response to Original message |
19. It took me a while to remember where I had stashed the PERFECT eye... |
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