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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 05:54 PM
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BUSH JOKE!!!
President Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant.

Their waitress approaches their table to take their order; she is young and very attractive.

She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad."

"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what
do you want, Mr. President?"

Bush answers, "How about a quickie?"

Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and
disappointed in you. I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you." With that, the waitress departed in a huff.

Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced 'quiche.'
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 05:55 PM
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1. No...Bush IS a Joke
And Robb is a dingbat.

:-)
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murielm99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 06:13 PM
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2. My daughter sent me a birthday card with the same joke in it.
It is still funny. Thanks.

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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 06:14 PM
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3. thats where it came from
got my b'day card from my father today. same card
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