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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 10:47 PM
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Then one time, I believe it was July...
ThereÕs a knock on the door. I open it, and there is this cute little girl scout.

And she says to me. "How would you like to buy some cookies?" and I said well, what kind do you have? She had thin mints and graham crunchie things... Raisin oatmeal... And I said weÕll
take a graham crunch. How much will that be? And she looks at me and says

"I need about Tree fiddy."

Well, it was about that time that I noticed this girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethazoic era.

I said "Dammit, monster! Get off my lawn! I ainÕt givin' you no tree fiddy!" It said "How about just TWO-FIDDY?" I said, "Oh now itÕs only two fiddy?"

"What, is there a SALE on Loch Ness Munchies or something?!?" :D
:bounce:
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Redneck Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 10:51 PM
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1. I'm alerting on you for...
M.U.I. Moderating Under the Influence. Stay away from the keyboard when yer on that stuff you dingbat.
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 02:40 AM
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7. And I am alerting him, for the BEST POST EVER!
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Florida_Geek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 10:53 PM
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2. Where is the Dingbat Alert button.....
I know it was around here some place :evilgrin:
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 10:53 PM
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3. Maybe you should lay off the magic mushrooms, Robb.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 11:00 PM
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4. LOL! That's my girlfriend's favorite SouthPark moment
She's always going around going, "Tree-fiddy! Tree-fiddy!"

Tree-fiddy!
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Triple H Donating Member (714 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 11:01 PM
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5. Tree Fiddy!
Chef's family is f'n hilarious!
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Doc_Technical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 01:39 AM
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6. Oh great!
Now you have to sing "There's got to be a morning after" backwards.
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