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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 12:19 AM
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Does anyone honestly think there's a limp man out there...
Edited on Sat Mar-27-04 12:20 AM by BiggJawn
Who HAS NOT heard of Viagra or Cialis?

Me neither.

Hey, Pfizer, Lilly! ENOUGH with the freaking Tee-Vee ads already!

"When a relaxing moment turns into the RIGHT moment..."

Yeah, well, that's gonna be November 3rd at the EARLIEST.

And Bob the Human Howitzer is back, and he's driving a race car....
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 12:22 AM
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1. Meanwhile birthcontrol pills still aren't a covered expense
and a single pill to treat a yeast infection costs 30 bucks while a 90 year old can get a boner for 10 bucks a pop....cialis? does that mean the patent is expired on Viagara, so we now need to create a new improved boner to hang onto our monopoly?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 12:25 AM
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2. Tell me about it....sigh.
:( Although I have an awesome new doctor who told me about these live yogurt supplements I can take instead of diflucan when on antibiotics. They still cost $13 though. World's gone mad...
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 12:32 AM
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3. My diabetes meds were costing $135 a month out of pocket...
Doctor had me on whatever his salesman was pushing that month. Now I have a new doctor and a pill bill of $30.

My plan will not pay for boner pills.
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Ediacara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 12:37 AM
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4. And you know what really pissed me off the most
Was that there were non-stop ads for boner pills during the superbowl, but the split second boob supposedly was some major violation of decency!

Look I'm a gay man, and I love penis, but JESUS H CHRIST, I KNOW I'm not the only one who thinks that non-stop commercials full of washed-up-has-beens hawking boner pills is indecent!!!

Where was the goddamned outrage over that!?
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maggrwaggr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 12:41 AM
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5. hell, I've always wanted a drug that would REDUCE my sex drive
those times back when I was single .... couldn't get laid .... wanted to ...

I just wished I could've reached into my brain and pulled the fuse that controlled my sex drive.

Who are these guys who need medication to get their dicks hard???
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 12:46 AM
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6. Who?
Bob Dole, Mike Ditka, Dick Cheney (oh, wait-he's not healthy enough to have sex), Rumsferatu, Perle, Wolfowitz,

In short, the whole damn RNC...

It's Karma, dontcha know....
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