"I did it for science" . . .

[OneBlueSky]

by Grant Stoddard

http://www.nerve.com/regulars/ididitforscience/strapon/

you've no doubt heard the expression "Go fuck yourself," or one its many knockoffs . . . well, here's a guy who set out to find out if it could be done . . . purely in the interest of science, you understand . . . :shrug:

experiment

To literally have sex with myself.

hypothesis

State your hypothesis in the form of a prediction that can be verified by the results of the experiment.

Woody Allen once called masturbation "sex with someone you love." Paul Anka crooned, "You always hurt the one you love." Where these truisms intersect, we shall file my thirtieth and final experiment. At the end of this trial, I will have gone some way toward settling my balance at the karmic bank — as well as that of any hetero guy who ever begged his girl for a back-door key.

Please list all the materials required for this experiment (including, if applicable, how they were obtained).

Make Your Own Dildo kit:
Bucket
Penis tube
Scrotum bowl
Molding Gel in powdered form
Rubber solution (a)
Rubber solution (b)
Thermometer
Stirring stick
Easy-to-follow instructions

Harness
Water
Lube
Razor
Assistant
Asssortment of pornography

- much more . . .

http://www.nerve.com/regulars/ididitforscience/strapon/

[MercutioATC]

1. Way too much science for me...I'm not a hermaphrodite, so I can't have sex

with myself.

Anybody with 6" or so could probably "fuck" themselves anally, but that's not really "fucking' themselves.

I guess it's all about definitions...

[Occulus]

2. Read the thing.

That's not quite what he's talking about.

Oh, and page two has some pretty hysterical comments.

One: "Taking it in the ass is like shitting in rewind."

Another: "Holding the disembodied replica of my cock was totally bizarre. I felt like that scary witch in The Dark Crystal, the one who held her eye in her hand and could look around corners with it."

LOL!