I have 48 Posts until 1000 - help me out! Ask me something

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

Anything. I'll give you an aswer that is....inane, no doubt!

[WillParkinson]

1. Why?

And I'd like you to cite examples.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. Well - because it's easy

you mix flour and water, a little yeast, wait awhile, knead, wait , form and bake. Bingo a nice loaf of bread!

[Narf]

2. Does the light really go off when you close the refrigerator door?

[mstrsplinter326]

5. I like that question.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. No

It is always on - gnomes man, gnomes. They're the ones making you think it goes off. They're whispering in your ears at night too.

[rustydog]

3. Hoosier Daddy?

That help?
:bounce:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. My daddy isn't a Hoosier - he's a Husky

[UrbScotty]

8. Have you probed Uranus? (nt)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. I have read a lot of greek.... hey, that's gross!

I prefer Venus. Sweet, sweet Venus!

[UrbScotty]

21. ANSWER THE QUESTION! (nt)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. YES - AND I LOVED IT!!!

Are you happy?

[asthmaticeog]

10. When baking cookies

how long should I let my butter soften?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. As long as it takes

no more, no less

[Punkingal]

12. Who, what, when, and where?

:hi:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. The answer is

why

[buddhamama]

14. music question

from your polls i have determined that you have great taste music, eclectic, who influenced your appreciation?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

15. Excellent question!

My father. He turned me on to things when I was real young. I had a Mickey Mouse Record player when I was 5 years old. He gave me my first record - the White Album. From there it was a steady stream of Jazz, Reggae, Blues etc. He is a huge Mozart head as well. He used to walk around the house playing old melodies on his recorder.

Thanks for the question!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. 10 down - 38 to go

Come on folks!

[Laughing Mirror]

17. Why this 1,000 post madness on DU?

I've never understood it, and I've been here quite a while. Why does it seem to be an obsession with people here?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. I don't know - it's just a milestone form me

Alas - it doesn't really mean anything

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

18. What is the meaning of life

for you?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. The meaning of life for me is making dinner for my fiance.

I have simple, simple pleasures. I love cooking and I love my girl. Married folks will tell me that that will change, I'm sure.


THAT AND COLTRANE, COLTRANE, COLTRANE

[asthmaticeog]

23. If you really want to expedite

the process of getting to 1000, why not just start or join a flamewar? Abortion, Palestinians, and gender-specific epithets are always sure-fire.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

24. The answer is - that's too easy

I like it here in the morning

[asthmaticeog]

25. Why do you like it here in the morning?

n/t

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

26. It's more relaxed

I can talk about stuff that doesn't piss me off and raise my blood pressure

[asthmaticeog]

27. Why are you willing

to field literally ANY question here on D.U. when you haven't yet testified under oath for the 9/11 commission?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

28. I don't have the time to testify - I'm too busy with cable news networks

any more questions in that vein need to be taken up with John Ashcroft's office, thank you very much!

[asthmaticeog]

30. John who?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

31. You don't know him but, trust me, he knows you!!!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

29. 10 more - woo hoo - I'm almost there!!!

The drinking begins soon!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

32. I'm off to start my 1000 post - thanks for the help

[asthmaticeog]

33. 3 more as of this post, so

could I have the honor of your 1000th post being in reply to this extremely meta question?

Extra points if you answer "no" even if it IS your 1000th post.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

34. no