Once upon a time, in the land of Fuzzle-Wuzzle,

[DarkPhenyx]

there lived a merry band of teddy bears. All day long they'd laugh and frolic in the fields and valleys. Every evening they'd sit down to a big banquet of honey muffins and oatmeal. Then, after singing silly songs, they'd get all comfy and cozy, and fall asleep beneath the magical Lollipop Tree. This went on for years, and years, and years.



Then the Battle of Armageddon broke out, and they all died.

Hey, do I look like Mother Goose to you? Deal with it.

[WillParkinson]

1. Thank goodness...

I was ready to kill them myself.

[ET Awful]

2. I'm sure after being force-fed oatmeal day after day

for years, they welcomed death anyway.

:)

[DarkPhenyx]

3. I read this to my roomie and...

...she believes we are sick and seriously need professional help.

[Cursive_Knives512]

4. Hey!

Oatmeal is great! =) Hehehe.

[Bog Frog]

5. My god! That's a beautiful cat!

Wow!

[ET Awful]

8. Thanks!

I hear that alot :). He's just my buddy/alarm clock.

[Bog Frog]

9. my kitties used to be my alarm clock

until I started giving them each their 1/2 can of food in the evening instead of the morning. (Don't worry; they have a self-feeder full of dry food available all the time.)

[linazelle]

7. I once threatened to kill my grandmother for feeding me oatmeal day in

and day out for years. Torture. :silly:

[DarkPhenyx]

6. I can't believe this thread did not more posts.

I was sure it was just demented enough to appeal to the average DU addict and get a much bigger response. Ah, well...live and learn.

[VelmaD]

10. I didn't see it til today...

was out doing the county party convention yesterday.

I cackled the first time you told me this bedtime story and it's still too damn funny.

We gotta get you a publisher. ;-)