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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-10 12:17 PM
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How bad is the economy.....
…I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

…African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!

…I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

…CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

…Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

…My ATM gave me an IOU!

…A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

…I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

…I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.

…If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

…McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

…Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

…Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

…My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

…A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

…Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

…A picture is now only worth 200 words.

…They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street ."

…The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.



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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-10 12:20 PM
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1. Thanks,I needed that!
:spray:
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Tikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-10 12:23 PM
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2. The Somali pirates' one....
:rofl:
Thanks...real fun...

Tikki
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-10 12:36 PM
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3. Priceless!
:rofl:
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jotsy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-10 01:10 PM
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4. Oh Yeah.
Tip fatality for that poor stripper caused a cackle indeed, thanks!
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