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…I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
…African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!
…I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
…CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
…Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
…My ATM gave me an IOU!
…A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
…I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
…I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
…If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
…McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
…Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . …Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
…My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
…A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
…Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. …A picture is now only worth 200 words.
…They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street ."
…The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
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