VelmaD is...

[Andy_Stephenson]

Poll question: VelmaD is...

[Andy_Stephenson]

1. Kick

:kick:

[GOPisEvil]

2. Off being a delegate!

State Senate District convention today. :hi:

[SOteric]

3. She's one of the top ten reasons

we're keeping the state of Texas as part of the U.S. - And she's aces: Butt-kickin' -foot-stompin' -knee-slappin' -cookie-bakin' - Dem-wranglin' aces.

[DS1]

4. That's quite the endorsment!

I want cookies

[GOPisEvil]

6. Her cookies rule!

:kick: 'cuz I know she's almost home. :D

[VelmaD]

7. Yup, I'm finally home...

and I think I'm gonna nail my feet to the floor. Been a long long day. But the good news...I got elected a delegate to the State convention. GO ME!

[VelmaD]

8. I have said it before...

and I will say it again...you are just the bestest. :loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

9. Didn't we just have a little mini-SOteric love fest at flush_bush's house?

SO, dearie, if your ears were burning, it was us talking nice about you. :loveya:

[DS1]

11. There's much to say

:grouphug:

[GOPisEvil]

14. If they asked me, I could write a book.

Hey! That sounds like a song! :think:

:grouphug:

[SOteric]

13. Oooooo, two of my favourite people

saying kind things about me! :loveya:

[Raven]

5. She's a sweetheart and

a friend to cherish! :-)

[VelmaD]

10. Oh Raven

Thank you. :hug: That means a lot to me coming from you. You're pretty darn special yourself.

[XNASA]

12. I've had the great privilege of sharing breakfast with Velma...

..and she's a very charming young woman.

Sitting at the table, eating my migas across from the delightful Ms. Velma was a little slice of heaven.

I remember it fondly.

[GOPisEvil]

15. We said nice things about you, too.

Imagine! :D

[XNASA]

17. Moi?

I find that hard to believe.

[GOPisEvil]

20. Well, believe it.

You'll just have to deal with the fact that you are one of the good guys.

[VelmaD]

18. Oh, I like "Ms. Velma"...

kinda sounds charmingly southern while still sounding a little like a madam. ;-)

It was a delightful breakfast...have to do it again some time. :)

[absyntheNsugar]

16. I chose sweet and innocent

cuz deep down she really iz

[VelmaD]

19. Quiet you...

you're gonna ruin my rep. Don't make me get out the ball gag. :evilgrin:

:spank:

:loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

21. Sweet? Yes. Innocent? Not so much.

:evilgrin:

[absyntheNsugar]

24. Innocent, but not naive

:-D

[VelmaD]

22. Hey Andy...

thanks for starting this poll. You're so good for my ego. Who luvs ya baby? :-)

[Paragon]

23. Velma is...

[VelmaD]

26. Ah, but Darth Velma is...

[Paragon]

32. I prefer these Velmas

[Aristus]

25. I voted for wild and crazy.

But she is a sweetie, as well. And a Southern greeting would be "Mee-izz Vellllllmuh." :-)

[VelmaD]

27. Thanks sweetie...

it's really damn difficult pulling off sweet and wild at the same time simultaneously. ;-)

[Aristus]

28. Yeah, but you do it with style!

:thumbsup:

[VelmaD]

29. When Andy called to tell me...

he started this poll I threatened to do horrible things to him...I'm gonna have to take it all back 'cause this has been such a little stroke to my ego. :-)

[Aristus]

30. Well, if you want another stroke,

you could be the one to put me over 5000 posts. Comin' up in 12. Sheesh! Nearly three years in the making! :headbang:

[VelmaD]

31. Ok, I'll see what I can do.

5000 posts is a big deal. *smooch*

Hmmm...how to help you along...I suppose I could BENT OAFER!!!...but that might confuse the people who voted that I was sweet and innocent. ;-)

[Aristus]

33. Nice of you to offer, though.

I'm a little sick tonight, so some nice friendly chat might be just what the docor ordered. :hangover:

[VelmaD]

34. I live to serve.

;-)

Hey, I started a thread to get you to 5000. Come on over there if you want and I'll pat your head. Poor baby. *pat pat pat*

[Aristus]

35. Mmm. Nice.

I'm babysitting the grandson tonight. He's fidgety and squirmy and I feel just :puke: Sympathy is always welcome. Thanks for starting the thread. :-)

[VelmaD]

36. I still can't quite believe...

you're a grampa. Too. Cute.

[Aristus]

37. Well, not as cute as I useta be.

I shaved off my goatee and soul patch to comply with Naval regs in the play "A Few Good Men" coming up next week. My wife hates it. And the director doesn't like the 'moustache only' look, so that's going too. It's gonna be a long month for my wife. She doesn't like me cleanshaven.

[VelmaD]

38. Well, all I can say...

is that there are certain times and places where scratchy stubble is a Good Thing. ;-)

[Aristus]

39. Yeah, she likes the Don Johnson look.

On me it looks raw-ther dashing! Um.....cough-cough....according to HER! ;-)

[VelmaD]

40. I'm sure you look...

rugged and manly. I was talking more about how it feels. Nice and scratchy. ;-)

[Aristus]

41. My grandson just crawled into my lap for a hug!

Aww, he's so CUUUUUUUTE! :-)

[VelmaD]

42. He's not the only cutie in that family.

:-)

Guess what? Your next post will be number 5000.

[Aristus]

43. Yay! But your kind thread in my honor got the 5Large post.

Thanks, sweetie. "Pree-shayditt!" :-)

[VelmaD]

44. Hee...

I love the way you spell that southern accent.

[Aristus]

45. Mark Twain taught me everything I know about writing

dialect phonetically. He's always a great read. And such a wonderful progressive!

[VelmaD]

46. Twain Rocks!

He did have a way with the southern dialect didn't he.

Hey sweetie. I'm headed to bed. Congratulations again. *smooches*

[Aristus]

47. Sweet dreams. Thanks again for chatting.

Southern word for the night: A-moana; ie "A-moana lawg awff now, 'n' git sum rey-est!" :-) Night-night.

[sonias]

48. Wild and crazy aren't enough adjectives for VelmaD

But that's what we had to work with in this poll. Sweet and innocent, well maybe one of those two. How about wild and crazy to the infinite power.

Velma is a super Femme Fatale. You don't mess with Velma unless she wants ya to. I'd put my money on Velma in any contest. She's got the stamina to outlast anybody. And she has a big heart. So she can kill you with kindness too. I'm glad she's on our side.

You rock woman.

Sonia