Here is a great George Bush joke.

[DevinDNC]

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.



One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."



One of the others

said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."



The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

[coloradodem2005]

1. That was great. I sent it to a friend.

Thanks!!!!:yourock:

[indigobusiness]

2. More Bush jokes

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