Theological Question

[The Lone Liberal]

Poll question: Theological Question

Let’s say that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse had been signed by the Cubs to pitch. Would you put Famine in the starting rotation, or, leave him in the bull pen as a closer?

[Burma Jones]

1. Starter of course

He's Hungry.

[Donkeyboy75]

2. Look, famine is great for getting you started and all,

but he's no closer. You need pestilence for that.

[stopbush]

3. Wouldn't you bench Famine? There's been what, 96 years of WS

famine for the Cubs, right? I'd think you would have enough of famine already!

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Forget Famine!

What about Pestilence?

[TahitiNut]

5. Pestilence isn't a pitcher.

Pestilence is catching. {rimshot} :silly:

War is the middle reliever and Death is the closer. Ya gotta start Famine.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. OUCH!!!! That smarted.

But, of course, you are correct.

Anything to assure a Cubs victory this year!!!!

[shekina]

7. Famine and War would be my starters

and Death and Pestilence would get the save