keep your left eye on the CAPTION

[cosmicdot]

Rumsfeld demonstrates how proficient he is in distracting attention away from what he's really got one eye focused on.

[acmavm]

1. Jeez, remember when all the freeper women went ga-ga over their

geriatric stud muffin? I will never cease to get a giggle over that.

[myomy]

2. Is it true when you tell a fib, one of your eyes sorta glazes over?

.

[cosmicdot]

3. Pay no attention to my left eye ... Iraq was not a distraction ...

... it was like a football play ... it's a game we've been playing ... and, you know how America loves a good football game ...

[skip fox]

4. "I see you're having trouble reconcilling these two facts:

No, the President WAS right when he said that terrorism wasn't an urgent concern for us. And, yes, we WERE paying the appropriate level of attention to terrorism and al-Quaeda prior to 9/11. You have to be able to think in two dimensions at the same time. Not like 20-20 hindsight but more like stereoscoptic viewfinders. When you look at both pictures, which look different and seem apart even on the roll of slides, . . . that is, when you look at them the same time, they're not only together, but they let you see in three dimensions, that is if you take into account the time you are also in. See?"

[VOX]

5. "Yes, my business is *this* long! Pretty impressive, huh?"

"Am I 'The Man' or what?" :evilgrin: