Are you the next Martha Stewart?

[gyopsy]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=597&e=1&u=/nm/20040326/tv_nm/leisure_domestic_dc

CBS is beginning a search for the next Martha Stewart in an upcoming reality show.

Personally, Martha scared me and since her contract with Satan expirired, I doubt anyone on Earth will ever match her obsessive compulsive attitude towards homemaking.

[boobooday]

1. I am the Anti-Martha

And that's a lot more fun.

Make wreaths out of pull tabs! Fix your car with duct tape!

How to hide the mess when you get a call from the in-laws! Shoving 40 pounds of laundry into a washer meant to hold 25! All this and more!

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[Interrobang]

5. You forgot...

Fun and easy ways to jam 6 cubic metres of junk into 3 cubic metres of closet space! Practical decoration and home-making with junk you've scrounged from friends, relatives, and the curb! (For that matter, lessons on the most efficient and effective scrounging methods.) How to cook something edible when all you've got in the house is lentils, rice, and a few decomposing vegetables...

You name it, I can do it. (I'm another anti-Martha, maybe even the Real Anti-Martha, being as we share the same last name and all...)

[AmandaRuth]

2. no i am not the next Martha

But Oprah better continue to toe the right wing line or she will be.

[fudge stripe cookays]

3. I could out-decoupage that bitch any day.

Any of my friends and family could tell you that I rock when it comes to creative solutions to cooking, gardening, decorating, and other home situations.

My for-fun nickname is Martha.

I am diva, hear me roar.

[Piperay]

4. Well, I like to think of myself as

a Martha Stewart type put unfortunately I am not ambitious enough nor have the energy to apply for the job. :argh: