Insult me

[shekina]

Alright, I haven't heard any good insults from anybody anywhere lately. So would ya'll please insult me so I can hear some good ones. Go on, say any nasty thing about me that you want.


Peace

[boobooday]

1. You wart on the left knee of a baboon!

You scum on the shoe of the roto-rooter man!

That's all I have for now . . .

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[TheMightyFavog]

2. You, sir, are a smeghead!

Now go piss off back to your are licking mother!

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. You smell like a bucket of puked quince meats

you vile cowardly frog raper.

[LastKnight]

4. ive heard more interesting crap from a freeper! pah...

but then again i guess all they write is fiction...

-LK

[wyldwolf]

5. Why would I want to insult someone with the face of a saint?

A saint bernard that is!

[MSgt213]

6. Your ugly, and what's that smell?

[elperromagico]

7. Pity the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. If you weren't such a wagnosed slackjawed bottomfeeder,

I'd tell you what a putrescent gonad hurler you are

[ET Awful]

9. You're a jerk!

A complete kneebiter!

(with apologies to Douglas Adams).

[mobuto]

10. Republican.

[asthmaticeog]

11. OK.

Your physiognomy, such as it is, sir or madam, poses an ongoing threat to the continued functioning and structural integrity of clocks, cameras and mirrors.

[bigwillq]

12. Oh 'you' have a zit

oh wait that's "your" face!

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. you miscreant foul-breathed binomial theorem misunderstanding dunce

[brainshrub]

14. You Republican!

[sangha]

15. If "Brains" was your middle name

then "Shitfor" would be your first

[Padraig18]

16. You six-toed, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging sloth!

:P

[Deja Q]

17. You're too new to demand having insults thrown at you!

So there!

Nyah nyah nyah-nyah-nyah!

:D

[Philosophy]

18. Yo momma so fat...

...that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

[Goldom]

19. Eh?

What is this? A cracked earthen pot? Why in the nine hells would I need a crushed pot? Perhaps I could use it to not hold water! Why did you even bother me with this? Are you metally deficient? Apparently.

[Skittles]

20. you are really stuck on yourself

nt

[Rationality]

21. I can't insult you

When you ask me to do so, I don't feel hostile enough to say anything disgusting about you. Just can't pull one out....

Besides, I don't bash fellow DUers from Tampa

--ex Lakelander

(p.s. did you find my refusal to give you an insult insulting?)

[TXlib]

22. You slack-jawed, glassy-eyed, mouth-breathing, monosyllabic borborygmite!

[IronLionZion]

23. you stupid Bush-loving freeper troll!