Does anyone know any good sheetrock jokes?

[LeftyFingerPop]

I'd like to be able to tell a good joke while I'm smokin' cigars and hangin' sheetrock with the boys this weekend.

[Forkboy]

1. Yeah, me trying to put it up.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Ceilings are the worst...hate 'em. n/t

[rug]

2. Here's one.

A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a
construction crew turned up to start building a house on the
empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the
activity going on next door and spent much of each day
observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less
adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with
her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her
little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.

At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother
who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take
the two dollar "pay" she had received to
the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the
little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the
house next door to us."

My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house
again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those assh0les at Home Depot ever deliver
the fucking sheet rock..."

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!

Nice one!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Quick too!

[Inchworm]

5. I made me laugh anyhow

:P

"Winning isn't always finishing first. Sometimes winning is just finishing."

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Very true!

:hi: Hi Inchy!

[Inchworm]

7. You can't finish it until it's hung

see the humor? :P

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