It's Saturday night, and my boss just called and asked me to come into work.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Apparently, there is some kind of emergency.

I told him I was too stoned to drive. Then I told him to kiss my ass.

How dare he want to put me at risk for getting in an accident.

[taterguy]

1. Whose decision was it to get stoned?

Take responsibility for your own actions.

[sarge43]

2. He did take responsibility.

He refused to put anyone in danger while DUI. Were everyone as responsible; a lot more people would be alive and functioning.

[taterguy]

3. It is not responsible to leave your boss in the lurch

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. What I do on my time is my fucking business.

[taterguy]

11. Not if it prevents you from being able to respond to an emergency

Grow up.

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. You're right.

I'm sorry.

[taterguy]

13. You should be apologizing to your boss

Assuming that you still have a job.

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. I will do that, taterguy...

and thank you for this.

[taterguy]

15. You're quite welcome

Dumbass

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. I feel bad enough. You don't have to rub salt into the wound.

[taterguy]

18. So what are you gonna do about it? Seek solace in a bottle or bong?

Good plan.

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. I have to deal with my problems somehow.

[taterguy]

22. Toxic substances will only create bigger problems

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. Beer is only toxic in obscene amounts and...

weed is not toxic.

[taterguy]

25. Weed warps your mind

Unless you think normal people tell their boss to kiss their ass

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. I don't understand what you mean.

[taterguy]

28. That's because you've fried your brain with too much crap

[LeftyFingerPop]

29. I used to fry it with peppers and onions...

Until I found out I was allergic.

[taterguy]

30. You're obviously unwilling to seek out the help you need

I'm done with you

[LeftyFingerPop]

32. Sure, when the going gets tough, the tough run away.

[Jigglebilly]

31. "That's because you've fried your brain with too much crap"

Coming from someone who is apparently not bright enough to tell when he's getting trolled? lollllll

[LeftyFingerPop]

33. Who the fuck are you?

[Jigglebilly]

34. Who the fuck am I?

Who the fuck are you?

[taterguy]

35. You've been here a week and you're the arbiter of when someone's yanking my chain?

:eyes:

[Jigglebilly]

36. HA no just a relatively astute observer of human behavior on the internet

This thread is fun

[LeftyFingerPop]

37. Then you will know that taterguy is a psychologist, and he knows his stuff.

[Kali]

40. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

getting hard to breathe!

[Jigglebilly]

41. psychologists get trolled probably more than most people in the general population

I know several sociopaths who fuck with psychologists for their personal "amusement". Psychologists ain't mindreaders. And plenty of them suck.

[LeftyFingerPop]

43. Listen up, I know him personally, and he has counseled me.

Do you understand now?

[Jigglebilly]

44. overshare.

god this thread is win.

[LeftyFingerPop]

45. Yeah, this thread is a win, and you're a real winner.

[Jigglebilly]

46. Yahhh I kinda feel sorry for you now

I gave you too much credit. I guess you really are kinda, umm, not in a good place and really did have that experience with your boss and then type about it in a public forum and then reveal the status of your psychological treatments with another poster.

Creepy.


Disengaging now....

[LeftyFingerPop]

47. Yahhh, well...

I got something you can disengage.

[taterguy]

38. You're about as astute as a camel in Pfafftown

[Kali]

39. ...

:spray: :rofl:

[Jigglebilly]

42. ain't just a river is it

ahhh good stuff eh?

[Kali]

48. welcome to DU!!!

:hi: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause: :woohoo:

[Sisaruus]

4. Why would you expect him to know you would be stoned?

Telling him to kiss your ass was not necessary.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Why would I expect him to know?

Because it is Saturday night.

And it certainly WAS necessary for me to tell him to kiss my ass.

[quakerboy]

5. My boss is insisting I come in on Monday morning

What a bastard. The nerve of some people, ya know?

[taterguy]

6. Tell him to kiss your ass

[rug]

7. Geez, next time just put down the damn bong and go in.

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. I thought I showed good judgment in not causing a disaster like that.

[kentauros]

17. He'd have a hard time getting to work after

The Great Molasses Flood of 1919. Everything would be sticky...

[Renew Deal]

50. lol

:rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

19. Well, I hope you have a job on Monday.

Most places frown on drug use, and telling your boss to kiss your ass was probably a firing offense.
Duckie

[mnhtnbb]

20. Damn. Don't be surprised if he calls back and tells you to forget coming in to work at all.

Are you kidding?

[kentauros]

26. This is the Penguin Cafe (formerly known as The Lounge)

so of course, he's kidding! ;)

[wellstone dem]

24. The perfect response

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9449767&mesg_id=9449767

[Gidney N Cloyd]

49. To think I almost wasted tonight going to see Shakespeare in the Park...

This thread was much better.