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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-10 08:42 PM
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Checklist. Dealbreakers.
* Responsiveness. Somebody's gotta RESPOND, talk back to what you SAY.

* Dogs. Or at least some breed of MAMMAL. (Sorry, no reptiles, arachnids, or odd wizard type/python/SHAKESPEARE-sonnet-reciting-Colorado things - but I digress!1)

* Conversation. There needs to be SOMETHING back and forth,O.K.?!1

* Music. Are you made of STONE?!1 If there is NO movement, NO (do I need to explain?!1) ...

* Politics. O.K., wingnuts need not apply. There is something WRONG with you-WINGNUTS, can you GET IT?!1



TO SUM UP: There's gotta be some DOGS and MUSIC involved, O.K.?!1 (Other mammals are negotiable.)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-10 08:47 PM
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1. What?
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-10 08:56 PM
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2. Beethoven's collie in D minor
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-10 08:59 PM
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3. O.K., that covers all the criteria, but I am not into bestiality. n/t
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-10 09:30 PM
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7. You wanna make me cry?!1 O.K., you GOT it!1
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-10 09:10 PM
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4. This one guy that I really liked took the wheel on our first car date
because he didn't like the way I let out the clutch.. Dealbreaker.

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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-10 09:25 PM
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6. Well, darling-duh, if Hugo CHAVEZ is part of the mix: DEALBREAKER!1
Whew. O-TAY, now that THAT's over!1


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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-10 09:22 PM
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5. Let's spell it out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYeekQkAdc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYeekQkAdc
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-10 10:04 PM
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8. Do I have to spell it out?
Edited on Sun Aug-01-10 10:04 PM by Gold Metal Flake
C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N-S Oh, no.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqiXh7w7N_w
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-10 10:10 PM
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9. Thanks for that. That said, did you know that MontyPython's CLEESE's true name was CHEESE?!1
It is in the "documentary" almost-the-truth or whatever it's named.


I liked the tunefulness and rhythm!1
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