I apologize in advance if anyone's offended, but WHENEVER I hear, "SHOW US YOUR TITS"...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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...I just can't resist.
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Beautiful, no?
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Thank goodness for "Preview". I almost posted "Tobin's Rear End" again. :rofl:
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[LynneSin]

1. Have you ever seen my really big jugs?

[MiddleFingerMom]

25. I'm glad you're not self-conscious about one being bigger than the other...

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...'cause that's pretty much the norm, you know.
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Although it appears as though at some point you ran
out of sunblock halfway through its application.
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[jesus_of_suburbia]

2. If I were female............ I'd yell, "Show me your dicks first"

and then I'd laugh when they showed it to me.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Dicks in America -- They're GROWING!!!

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DICK is the most popular 1877.th name in USA (... 1875.vern ,
1876.bella , 1877.dick , 1878.armin , 1879.edmundo ...). One
in every 15,265 Americans are named as DICK and popularity of
name DICK is 65.51 people per million.

If we compare the popularity statistics of DICK to USA's
population statistics, we can estimate that as of August.02.2010
16:29 there are 20,301 people named as DICK in the United States
and the number of DICK's are increasing by 172 people every year.
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From some irrefutable Intertubes source
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[Kat45]

6. My friend did that once at motorcycle weekend.

The guy actually dropped trou. And we laughed. My friend didn't show hers. :rofl:

[musette_sf]

8. Hey, that was my Mardi Gras motto!

I lived in NOLA in the early 80s when this disgusting crap seems to have begun...

I'd just yell back "Show me your d!ck!". No takers, natch.

Bunch of cowards.

[TommyO]

14. Hmmm...

[NewJeffCT]

3. Or, show us your boobies

[edbermac]

4. Here is a nice pair of hooters.

[Brickbat]

7. I love looking at pictures of guys fondling bazookas.

[El Supremo]

9. Big pair of honkers >>

[704wipes]

10. check out these knockers

[704wipes]

11. how 'bout 'dem apples??

[Dr Morbius]

12. I've seen better. (nt)

[MajorChode]

13. Nice cans

[Mr. Ected]

15. Check out these Tata's:

Also known as "The World's Cheapest Car".

[Veeger]

16. What a pair of boobs

:rofl:

[seabeyond]

18. ya, you are going to have a long stay. nt

[Veeger]

19. It was a joke...who cares?

The whole world needs to lighten up.

[TK421]

21. subtlety is never their strong point

[Ptah]

17. hmmm

[MiddleFingerMom]

20. THAT'S not a titmouse...

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[Deep13]

22. LOL

:spray:

[Deep13]

23. This woman is holding her pussy.

[marzipanni]

24. Big pricks

[MilesColtrane]

26. Handle up on deez nuts, if you're hungry.

[Touchdown]

27. Check out my big cock!

[Mr. Ected]

28. You may have the tits, but I have the beavers