Name something wacky you've learned from conspiracy theory websites.

[bbernardini]

Excluding 9/11, please, since we already have a forum for that.

Me? Well, apparently, Zionists are responsible for EVERY SINGLE BAD THING THAT EVER HAPPENS ON THE PLANET, EVER. Quite frankly, I'm fairly certain some of these "ZOMG ZIONISTS!!!!!1!!1!" nutjobs have "proof" that Zionists are the reason socks get lost in the laundry and bread lands butter side down when you drop it.

Step 1: Steal single socks from laundry.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: WORLD DOMINATION

[SoxFan]

1. The abundance of Ivy Lizards

Apparently, most members of the American and British aristocracy are actually shape-shifting reptilian aliens. Someone needs to find out if the dining halls at Harvard, Yale, and Oxford have a suspiciously large stock of dead mice and sparrow eggs on hand.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke#Reptilians_and_shape-shifting

[mitchum]

8. The Ickes Forums site is just a whole lot of wonderful craziness

I have been following the "Did The CIA Murder Kurt Cobain?" thread that has been alive for three years so far.

[Moondog]

13. You forgot Cambridge -

OxCam, as I recall, is the usual epithet.

[KamaAina]

14. No one ever did tell me what was in Yale's "Cincinnati Five-Way Chili"

:scared:

[Ikonoklast]

15. It's not 'what' is used in there.

It's 'who'.








I've said too much, but think 'spicy'.

[Heddi]

2. the author Stephen King actually shot John Lennon (seriously)

http://www.lennonmurdertruth.com/introduction.asp

http://www.lennonmurdertruth.com/skwritings.asp

The story about Mark Chapman is a cover-up. Bold print government cryptographic codes that include the killer’s face and true identity, the killer’s alleged name and letter to the editor printed before the murder and Richard Nixon’s book, The Real War, in back issues of Time, Newsweek, and US News and World Report magazines printed before, during, and after the night of December 8, 1980 prove that Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan arranged for the author Stephen King, then barley famous, to assassinate John Lennon. That King’s writings draw, dramatically, from the crime and that he taunts us all in his interviews and comments only makes this the story of a lifetime. My 24-page booklet contains everything you've seen here and much more. Please order your copy. I guarantee it is the absolute truth about what really happened to John Lennon. Happy Code Cracking!

:crazy:

[From The Ashes]

6. I like his idea of barely famous...

Stephen King release his novel 'Carrie' in 1973. Barely famous indeed!

[SoxFan]

11. WOW!

An unknown author who just had one of his books released as a movie directed by Stanley Kubrick and starring Jack Nicholson!

[LeftishBrit]

3. Apart from the 'Zionists' and Illuminati...

I have learned that the world is controlled by a cult of people who worship pigs!

I have also learned some interesting information from Texe Marrs' 'Promise of Prophecy' site, which advertises a video entitled 'Rothschild's Choice: Barack Obama and the Hidden Cabal Behind the Plot to Murder America'

"Chosen by hidden superiors, we discover that President Barack Obama is heir to a terrible Master Plan conceived long ago and now being lethally implemented. Barack Obama has become the ultimate instrument in a dark plot to deconstruct and 'murder' America."

I came across this site because it was one of the links on a health conspiracy site ('the swine flu vaccine will kill us all!') that once got posted on DU. Another link on the latter site was to freemantv - 'Where you’ll find the latest info on the occult and sorcery in the government.'

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

4. Dallas has a grassy knoll

and I thought it was flat as a pancake.

Probably built by Zionist landscapers.

[Syrinx]

5. Hillary was born in Venezuela

And was educated in Hindu school.

[old mark]

7. When watching the actual 9/11 attack at work, one of our MD's said

that the "Damn Jews" were responsible for it...I replied that the OK City bombing was done by "Damn Republicans"...He never talked to me after that.


mark

[Mr. Ected]

9. Honestly, until I subscribed to this conspiracy site, I had no idea that

The establishment media and the scientific dictatorship are promoting BRAIN EATING VACCINES that virtually lobotomize people and rewire their brains into a state of subservient compliance so that their natural instinct to get angry and rebel against the tyranny being imposed upon them is neutered and sterilized.

http://www.infowars.com/establishment-media-pushes-brain-eating-vaccines/

[jmm]

10. Everything you never wanted to know about The Big Dig...

http://revelation13.net/bigdig.html

I saw a former weatherman who quit his job to run a conspiracy website on the history channel once claiming the Yakuzu caused hurricane Katrina as retaliation for the WWII interment camps.

[SoxFan]

12. Game Over. You Win.

Mike Dukakis, CERN, Sadaam Hussein, "The Boys From Brazil",Hitler's birthday, the Central Artery, Comet Ikeya-Zhang, and the 2004 American League Championship Series all come in to play.

If we can work in Icke's lizards, this will be the unified field theory of everything everyplace.