Damn I can't remember to buy cotton balls, I really need some.

[texanwitch]

Everyone needs cotton balls.

Maybe I can remember to buy cotton balls tomorrow at the dollar store.

I like to buy the big bag of cotton balls, they last longer.

[Kali]

1. does this have something to do with

butt cracks and furries?}(

[texanwitch]

2. It could.

I really do need to get a bag of cotton balls.

I used up the last of the cotton balls on my fire ants bites.

I got the scars to prove it.

Damn I was in Walgreens today and forgot to buy a bag.

I got some great $2 t-shirts, really nice ones.

Really nice ones.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear texanwitch...

I usually make a list...

It's not perfect, but it helps!

:hi:

[texanwitch]

4. I would forget the list.

I sure can remember after I get home.

Why is that.:argh:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. As soon as I'm done writing it, I put it in my purse.

That seems to work!

Good luck!

[texanwitch]

6. I will need it.

The fire ant bites have left some scars.

[Duer 157099]

7. Ever since I've started saving the cotton in all the medicine/vitamins I buy

I don't need to buy cotton balls anymore! The amount of cotton they stuff in those oversized/underfilled bottles of vitamins or other such things is plenty, and I finally wised up and stopped just throwing it away.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I was gonna crack wise and tell her to buy a case of bottles of aspirins...

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...and you just had to steal my thunder with your perfectly reasonable suggestion.
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Now I gotta look for some other mischief to get into.
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[IcyPeas]

9. just go into the store....

and ask a male employee "excuse me, where are your cotton balls?"

see if he giggles.

[texanwitch]

10. I forgot the cotton balls, damn it.

I was in and out of three stores, still couldn't remember the damn things.

It is to hot to go out now.

I will have to write cotton balls on my hand to remember the damn things.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Put one between you cheek and gum like dippin' snuff...

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...and don't allow yourself to take it out 'til you buy more.
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[texanwitch]

12. I did remember to get everything else.

Catfood, bacon, trash bags, tv dinners(good ones), and stuff to paint the walls with.

No cotton balls.

WHY :argh: