...he's one of those actors who...most of the time...makes any film he's in a better one.
I don't know why I disliked "The Big Lebowski" when it was first released...I just couldn't get into it at all, and don't even remember watching it. But I decided to give it another try about a month ago, and now I see why it's become such a cult favorite.
There are footsteps on the stairs. Larry, a fifteen-year-old, looks at the two men.
PILAR
See down, Sweetie. These are the policeman--
WALTER
No ma'am, I didn't mean to give the impression that we're police exactly. We're hoping that it will not be necessary to call the police.
He adopts his command voice in turning to Larry:
WALTER
But that is up to little Larry here. Isn't it, Larry?
Walter pops the latches on his attache case and takes out the homework, which is now in a ziploc bag. He holds it out at arm's length, displaying it to Larry.
WALTER
Is this your homework, Larry?
Larry does not respond.
WALTER
Is this your homework, Larry?
DUDE
Look, man, did you--
WALTER
Dude, please!. . . Is this your homework, Larry?
DUDE
Just ask him if he--ask him about the car, man!
Walter is still holding out the homework.
WALTER
Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
DUDE
Is the car out front yours?
WALTER
Is this your homework, Larry?
DUDE
We know it's his fucking homework, Walter! Where's the fucking money, you little brat?
Throughout Walter has been staring at Larry with the homework extended towards him.
WALTER
Look, Larry. . . Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
DUDE
Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter!
WALTER
You're going to enter a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know you stole a car--
DUDE
And the fucking money!
WALTER
And the fucking money. And we know that this is your homework, Larry.
No answer.
WALTER
You're gonna KILL your FATHER, Larry!.
FINALLY, IN DISGUST:
WALTER
Ah, this is pointless.
As he shoves the homework back in the attache case:
WALTER
All right, Plan B. You might want to watch out the front window there, Larry.
He is heading for the door. The Dude, puzzled, rises to follow him.
WALTER
This is what happens when you **** a STRANGER in the ***, Larry.
OUTSIDE
Walter is striding down the lawn with his attache case like an enraged encyclopedia salesman. Without looking back at, the Dude, who follows:
WALTER
Fucking language problem, Dude.
He pops the Dude's trunk, flings in the briefcase and takes out a tire iron.
WALTER
Maybe he'll understand this.
He is walking over to the Corvette.
WALTER
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY!
CRASH! He swings the crowbar into the windshield, which shatters.
WALTER
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!
CRASH! He takes out the driver's window.
WALTER
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ***!
Lights are going on in houses down the street. Distant dogs bark.
WALTER
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY!
CRASH!
WALTER
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS! **** A STRANGER IN THE ***!
CRASH!