List three things in your shopping cart that would freak out the Wal-Mart cashier.

[Initech]

For the anti-Walmart people this is a JOKE thread.

I'll start: Lawn darts, lyme, and potting soil.

[tigereye]

1. um, union card? Undoctored time card? Fair paycheck for hours worked?

sorry, I couldn't resist... :D

[Initech]

2. No, that wouldf freak out the Wal-Mart *employers*

[tigereye]

4. I meant that the employees would be surprised to see em...

[grace0418]

14. To be fair, I think any cashier would be surprised to see you putting your paycheck on the belt.

:)

[ElmStreetPlaza]

3. Dental floss underwear

:evilgrin:

[HopeHoops]

5. Condoms, rope, and kitty litter.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. That reminds me...

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[Orsino]

7. I can freak out that cashier in TWO items, Red.

1) Bag of apples.
2) Box of razor blades.

[era veteran]

8. Beat me to it

I worked with a guy who did just that many Halloweens ago. It freaked out the grocery cashier and I couldn't make myself small enough or quit laughing.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Sashweights, duct tape, plastic sheeting.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. A book that isn't rightwing "Christian". A cotton shirt. The absence of cases of soda.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Or to be funny: a coffin, four cans of kerosene, and a chainsaw.

[HEyHEY]

12. A copy of the book "Up against the walmarts" a 30 aught six and anti-depressants.

[mysuzuki2]

13. A box of condoms, a cucumber and a can of motor oil.

[mysuzuki2]

19. A box of ammo, an antpsychotic medication and a tourist guide to Washington DC

[rucky]

15. A cucumber, a bottle of Wesson oil, and a Twister game.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. rope, ducktape, axe

[One_Life_To_Give]

17. Little Black Dress

Daisy Shaver

Size 13 F_Me Pumps

[guitar man]

18. condoms

astro glide, whipped cream, a car battery and jumper cables, adult diapers and a case of beer :D

[Kaleva]

20. I bought a enema kit, personal lube & a toilet plunger once

But it wasn't at Wal-Mart. I told the lady at the checkout, whom I knew quite well, that I was going to be busy that night. She laughed and said she didn't even want to think about what I had planned.

[Liberal Veteran]

21. KY Jelly, a fresh pineapple, and an extra large tube of Prep-H.