LeftyFingerPop and I are just friends. Honest. Really!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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There's a rumor going around about us and I just wanted to
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We're just friends.
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Besides...
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...if we were closer than that, we'd be sure to practice safe socks.
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SEX!!!!
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I meant SEX, dammit!!!!!
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You KNOW I did.
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[KamaAina]

1. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

:P

[MrScorpio]

2. Where's the honeymoon?

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. You look absolutely lovely in stripes.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Tell me the truth...

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...do those stripes...
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...make my ass look big?
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[Redstone]

4. Please, please, PLEASE

make your posts easier to read by not making us scroll down forever to get the the end.

Just a request.

Redstone

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Sorry if it's work (seriously), but there's good reasons why I do what I do.

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It's an expression of timing in print.
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One of the reasons was articulated PERFECTLY by somebody else
on DU (wish I could remember who said it). He or she said it was
a form of "wait for it... ... wait for it,,,".
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Or, as Dr. Frank-N-Furter put it so well, "Antici..."
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..."pation".
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Sorry... you'll get very little immediate gratification from me.
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Nothing personal.
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[Tobin S.]

5. If you guys are sock puppets

You're the hardest working sock puppets on DU. :P

[cwydro]

6. He is mine anyway.

So there.

[one_voice]

7. You make a lovely pair. n/t

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. Drop yer socks and grab yer...

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I love that movie!

"In the Navy, they teach us not to piss on our hands".