I just tripped over a cat in the dark

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

and fell down my stairs. Slid all the way down on my butt, scraped my elbows, bruised my rear, twisted an ankle a little. Also, my neck hurts. I'm gonna be sore in the morning. The important thing, though, is that the cat is just fine.

:eyes:

[Kali]

1. damn!

around here there used to be an injury lawyer that advertised on teevee with the slogan "call the eagle" for some reason that slogan popped right into my head:P (of course kitty is fine!)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. If I sued my cat and won, I'd get his chewed-up mouse toy and some hairballs.

Not sure it's worth it.

[Old Troop]

12. Apparently you aren't aware of secret cat funds. They are the richest

species on the planet.

[Mopar151]

3. Your sig line drips agony about now...n/t

[sakabatou]

4. I swear they're trying to get rid of us humans...

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. That sounds like a cat who's learned how to work the can opener.

[HEyHEY]

6. I always fumble around pussy when the lights are out.

[mockmonkey]

7. I'm sure it was an accident

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[TZ]

8. I bet the fuzzy littlle bastard laughed as you fell

and went and told the rest of the gang of fur about it for a good kitty chuckle...:P

[Brewman_Jax]

9. Of course the cat is fine

I'll bet the whole incident was planned well in advance. :P

[david13]

10. Hey! You watch it. You better not hurt the kitty. dc

[mnhtnbb]

11. I keep night lights on for just that reason. Hope everything is ok.

[Curmudgeoness]

13. I have tripped over my cats so many times, that they

run as soon as my feet hit the floor in the dark. I'm sure your cat will learn one day.

But so sorry to hear of all the aches and pains---hope they are easily healed. Lucky you went down on your butt, huh?