This is a cat food thread and that's all it is.

[Heidi]

This morning, The Wiley and Excellent Boy Cat Named Ginger's monthly supply of Almo Nature cat food was delivered. Inside was a new Almo Nature brochure. Upon seeing the brochure, two words immediately came to mind. One of them was, "LOUNGE!"

[Rosie1223]

1. What was the other?

:scared:

[Heidi]

2. I'd rather not say, but it basically equals

:scared:

[joeybee12]

3. I'm scared!

:scared:

[Heidi]

6. Almo Nature is an excellent product, but

what on earth was their marketing department thinking???? :yoiks:

[joeybee12]

8. It's in French...

...THAT explains it!

[Heidi]

10. French AND German.

That can only mean trouble. :rofl:

[joeybee12]

14. Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi!

THAT explains it even more!!!!

[Eyerish]

4. I thought we were done with the furry threads.....

:rofl: :hide:

[Heidi]

5. This is a CAT FOOD THREAD!!!!

:spank:

[Eyerish]

22. I just couldn't help myself...

Sorry...

[Heidi]

23. S'awright.

The "f" word was the other word that came to mind when I saw the brochure.

[TZ]

13. I'm glad someone else went there...

:evilgrin:

[cwydro]

7. Scritch, scritch

}(

[Heidi]

9. !

Meet me in the basement. We'll change a furnace filter while fending off...well, whatever dwells there. }(

[cwydro]

17. Bwahahaha!

I forgot about the furnace filter!

On my way...;-)

[Richardo]

11. He's got a quizzical look...

...like: "Why do trolls troll us cat food aficionados so much?" :shrug:

[Heidi]

12. !

:spray:

:spank:

[LostinVA]

15. Oh dear

:scared:

[Heidi]

24. I was almost inspired to dress up in tail(s)

and white gloves and get down on all fours to enjoy a nice plate of free-range mackerel with Ginger.

But only almost.

[LostinVA]

27. The European air saved you

Those little ears are kinda cute, though...

[Heidi]

28. I has some ofthose cute ears for carnival.

Ginger looked at me with that, "Sweet weeping Jeezus, you're a dork," expression. The wisdom of cats is a thing of wonder.

[rug]

16. So be it.

[Kali]

18. OMG

:spray: :rofl: :scared: :woohoo:

[Heidi]

26. I just don't know what they were thinking.

Look at the website: www.almonature.eu

[Ptah]

19. Do they sell horse food?

[Heidi]

21. Nope,

but I'm thinking of asking them to introduce a line of glitter-and-rainbow enriched unicorn food. That might be too rich a diet for our ordinary equine friends, though.

[gvstn]

20. Wow, that is one racy cat food!

Check this ad for almo out--non-furries be warned possibly NSFW.

4.bp.blogspot.com/_bkwDhETFzAQ/TAjXu-quOoI/AAAAAAAACDY/chE7dps96HE/s1600/almo+nature.png

[Heidi]

25. I'll have to look later, when

the Wiley and Excellent Boy Cat Named Ginger isn't lookin' over my shoulder. Ever since that time he bought a lifetime membership to that unsavory "Puss 'n' Boots" website, we monitor his Internet usage very closely. :D

[marzipanni]

29. I looked at it. You needn't hesitate. I doubt tWaEBCNGinger would be titillated-

I think he'd rather stare at the bird variety of tits.

[Heidi]

30. Oh, my. Ginger goes, "Oh, hey! Half-and-half for a snack!"

"Purr."