I seriously cannot take the bitterness anymore, it is not healthy. I'm leaving DU.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I'll be back in a few minutes.

Sincerely,

LeftyFingerPop

[RandomThoughts]

1. Why are you bitter?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Because I'm not sweet.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Please stay Lefty, you will be missed.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. No.

Fuck off.

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. Please?

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Piss off.

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Please don't speak to me that way.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Kiss my ass.

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. You know, now I don't care that you are leaving.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Good, now shut the fuck up.

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Good riddance.

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. I got something you can riddance right here.

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Just so you know, I've alerted.

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. Alert this.

[zanana1]

121. You're really Don Rickles, right? nt

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. Lefty, I am new here, but I enjoy you're posts. Please stay.

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. Why don't you learn to spell "your", you fucking asshole.

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. Jeeez! Your jumping on me to?

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. It's "too", genius.

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. Locking. OP is no longer with us.

[kayakjohnny]

20. That was like those one-man shows they used to do on Broadway.

Like Hal Holbrook.

Or James Whitmore.

I mean, it was of THAT caliber.

I salute you sir.

I have a friend who wants to you audtion.

I just e-mailed this thread to him, and he is IMPRESSED!

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. Haha!

Good afternoon, kayakjohnny :hi:

[kayakjohnny]

22. !

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. You know Lefty, it is kind of sad that you are typing to yourself.

My friends are the type of friends who would never sit there and type to themselves because they value our friendship like a true friend does, and friends are friends because they talk to other friends and not sit there and talk to themselves.

In the old lounge days, everyone talked to everyone else, and everyone was friends with each other and everything was perfectly friendly. But now, it is all different and stuff.

[LeftyFingerPop]

24. Fuck off.

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. Lefty, maybe you should step away from your computer...

go get some fresh air maybe?

[LeftyFingerPop]

26. Kiss my ass.

[MrMickeysMom]

30. That does it.... lfp

I've decided I want to come to the new lounge more often and stuff, too, and that.

The OLD LOUNGE might have had things like drinks and lounge lizards, true.

But your description of the new lounge sounds like I can talk to myself all I want, too. And when I'm mad, I have a license to be mad.

And if the lounge starts requiring membership IDs, might I suggest...

[LeftyFingerPop]

33. MrMickeysMom, talking to yourself is a sign of genius...

well, not in my case, but in your case, so yes, I think you should talk to yourself all you want! :hi:

[MrMickeysMom]

45. only, if I don't interrupt YOU!

:hi:

Have I mentioned yet the lounge is becoming my favorite place, large due to your posts. I'm dying half the time I'm reading them!

[LeftyFingerPop]

58. What a nice thing to say...

Thank you!

[txwhitedove]

27. Excuse me, sorry for interrupting. I for one enjoy your positivity.

Please stay.

Continue.....

[LeftyFingerPop]

29. Thank you very much...

seriously.

[MrMickeysMom]

55. Watch it....

He's going for a record. It's like that GreyWarrior post that will never end!

[JonLP24]

28. !

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

31. !

:thumbsup: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MrMickeysMom]

32. !!!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[LeftyFingerPop]

34. Awww...what's wrong?

[MrMickeysMom]

50. aww, I was only joking

I did make you look, though.
;-)

[LeftyFingerPop]

35. THANK GOD, IT'S ABOUT TIME. EOM

[LeftyFingerPop]

36. Check your PM.

[LeftyFingerPop]

37. Already responded, and you are right on!

[LeftyFingerPop]

38. Did you call L and tell her?

[LeftyFingerPop]

39. Oh yeahhhh, and she says it is typical of him.

[LeftyFingerPop]

40. Quit talking about me like I am not even here.

[LeftyFingerPop]

41. STFU. Was I even talking to you? No.

[LeftyFingerPop]

42. no, but you were talking ABOUT me and...

that gives me the right to respond to you in the manner that I did.

[LeftyFingerPop]

43. this is typical of you LFP, butting in...

[LeftyFingerPop]

44. Oh stfu

[LeftyFingerPop]

46. LFP, my little princess, I suggest you take that back now.

[LeftyFingerPop]

47. What did you call me?

[LeftyFingerPop]

48. I called you princess.

Want to do something about it?

[LeftyFingerPop]

49. Fuck off.

[LeftyFingerPop]

51. Great comeback, princess.

[LeftyFingerPop]

52. Kiss my ass.

[LeftyFingerPop]

54. I think we know who prevailed in this little discussion, princess.

Heh.

[LeftyFingerPop]

57. Piss off.

[JonLP24]

59. LFP won

:)

[one_voice]

91. Ya know talking to yourself is normal...

it's answering yourself that's crazy. :-)

:hi:


p.s. funny stuff.

[LeftyFingerPop]

93. Thank you, one_voice

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

53. Wow - it's too bad you left when you did. I was passing out gold bricks to everyone

but the gold is all gone now.

Harumph.

[LeftyFingerPop]

56. Please Rabrrrrrr, you are interrupting my babbling.

[MrMickeysMom]

71. Come on ... let's egg him on!

Go, LeftyFingerPop GO! :bounce:
Go, LeftyFingerPop GO! :bounce:
Go, LeftyFingerPop GO! :bounce:
Go, LeftyFingerPop GO! :bounce:
Go, LeftyFingerPop GO! :bounce:

[LeftyFingerPop]

60. My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[LeftyFingerPop]

61. lulz

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

62. Do you think anyone really cares? Just leave quietly.

[LeftyFingerPop]

63. +1

[LeftyFingerPop]

64. +10000

[LeftyFingerPop]

65. +brazillion

[LeftyFingerPop]

66. .

:popcorn:

[LeftyFingerPop]

67. Scooch over...

care to share some of that? :popcorn:

[LeftyFingerPop]

68. Me too me too!!

:popcorn:

[kayakjohnny]

69. It's beginning to look like you have a LeftyFingersockPoppet.

...er... puppet.

[LeftyFingerPop]

70. Nope, just me, sittin' here eating a hotdog.

[kayakjohnny]

76. Is that a euphemism?

And by the way, what is a euphemism?

[LeftyFingerPop]

77. No lol.

2 hotdogs...tasted good!

[LeftyFingerPop]

72. EVERYONE on facebook thinks YOU SUCK!

I'm beginning to see why.

[LeftyFingerPop]

73. Fuck you.

[LeftyFingerPop]

74. Awesome vocabulary! Are those the only words you know?

[LeftyFingerPop]

75. Fuck you.

[LeftyFingerPop]

78. Christ on a cracker. Not this shit again.

:eyes:

[LeftyFingerPop]

79. *burp*

[LeftyFingerPop]

80. Oh, how classy. You must get a lot of women with that type of romance.

[LeftyFingerPop]

81. Kiss my ass.

[LeftyFingerPop]

82. This is typical of you, spamming the lounge...

My friends would never spam the lounge because I'm not friends with friends like that and stuff.

[LeftyFingerPop]

83. It's not spam, it is contained in one thread. Fuck off.

[LeftyFingerPop]

84. LFP, I can't believe the mods have not deleted this garbage...

You have insulted me and my friends. That is all you ever do is insult people. You need to get a life NOW.

[LeftyFingerPop]

85. Ohhhhhh....they let him get away with anything.

Favoritism much? :eyes: :puke:

[LeftyFingerPop]

86. Don't puke your brains out , sizzle chest.

[kayakjohnny]

87. I don't mean to break in on your personal conversation, but I just have to say that this is

one of the most enjoyable threads I've ever seen.

It includes practically every single response ever used here since the beginning of time.

It is a remarkable piece of work.

And brings to mind the phrase....

"Run Forest, run!"

You better ice down those fingers, Lefty.

My hat's off to you bud!

[LeftyFingerPop]

88. Lol, thank you...

just killing time. :D

[LeftyFingerPop]

89. Aren't there any mods around tonight?

[LeftyFingerPop]

90. You posted in the wrong spot, asshole.

[JonLP24]

92. +1000

[LeftyFingerPop]

94. Thank you, Jon.

[Brickbat]

97. Agree. This is fucking brilliant.

[LeftyFingerPop]

98. Thank you, Brickbat.

[LeftyFingerPop]

95. WHAT THER FUCL IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT?

I GET BACK FRM A DAY OF DRINKIN AND I GOTE TO READ THIS CRAP? C'MON MAN!! YOU GOT TO STAY HERESD.

[LeftyFingerPop]

96. *sigh*

[LeftyFingerPop]

99. DONE! Got some work to do! Thanks for indulging me...seriously. n/t

[JonLP24]

100. Thanks for the thread

I really enjoyed it.

[kayakjohnny]

101. Masterpiece!

:toast: :bounce: :hi: :fistbump: :headbang: :yourock: :applause: :rofl: :patriot: :spray:

[taterguy]

102. If only your few minutes would last a few years

Sigh.

[LeftyFingerPop]

103. You spelled "you're" wrong...

dumbass.

[blueknight]

104. hang the fuck on lefty.

im going also, and if you dont like it, fuck off

[LeftyFingerPop]

105. Why don't we go together?

We'll build our own website. Do you know anything about making a website? Because I sure as hell don't.

[taterguy]

106. Your right

Sorry about that shit-for-brains.

[LeftyFingerPop]

107. Don't worry, I make mistakes sometimes to.

[taterguy]

108. The only mistake I made was responding to your inane drivel

[LeftyFingerPop]

109. I have a great idea.

Why don't you go drink another gallon of beer?

[taterguy]

110. Because I'm a recovering alcoholic that's why

[LeftyFingerPop]

111. A recovering alcoholic with a permanent triangular red rash on his ass

in the shape of a bicycle seat?

[taterguy]

112. The rash on my ass comes and goes

As if that's any of your goddamn business

[LeftyFingerPop]

113. You should paint it the same color as the rest of your ass...

so it's not so fucking noticeable.

[taterguy]

114. Unlike some people on this site I don't make a habit of showing my ass

[LeftyFingerPop]

115. OK, that got me laughing...

:thumbsup: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[taterguy]

118. Aren't you glad you're too chickenshit to follow through on your threat of leaving?

[CreekDog]

122. you've been holding all your anger inside for far too long

no wait, that was someone else. :D

[A HERETIC I AM]

116. It's a good thing I don't have Alzheimer's,

not to mention that I don't have Alzheimer's.


Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I.

[OmahaBlueDog]

117. Apropos of nothing of which I'm aware,

That's a lovely poem, but don't copyright it, whatever you do.

[JonLP24]

119. What about Bob?!

That was a great comedy.

[Arugula Latte]

120. Yeah, and when you come back as "RightyToeSnap" in five minutes

we'll know who you are!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

123. Hey mother fucker!

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. :rofl: :loveya:

Classic LFP!

[CreekDog]

124. Bitterness should not be taken internally

May cause gas. :shrug: