Stupid remarks by celebrities...

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"I'm too pretty to be in jail."

-Snooki, on being arrested for disorderly conduct July 30, 2010.

"The Internet's completely over...The Internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."

--Prince to British tabloid The Mirror

"Jim didn't have breasts, and I think that was the reason. He should have taken home that Oscar."

--Sigourney Weaver to Folha Online, a Brazilian news site, on why James Cameron did not win the Best Director for "Avatar."

"President Obama feeds people poison, giving them the idea that they are entitled to take from the wealthier who have lived and worked in a democracy that understands that capitalism is the only truth that keeps a nation healthy ... a socialistic, Marxist teaching, and with it, he rapes this nation..."

-Jon Voight to Mike Huckabee's show on Fox News

"I think we're both deeper than normal people -- what they think and how they feel."

--Miley Cyrus to Teen Vogue on her chemistry with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth.

"Do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah. You know, but I'm not going to spend a lot of energy on it."

--Sean Penn, to CBS News, regarding those who criticize his relief efforts in Haiti.

"My brain drives me mental."

--Gwyneth Paltrow

On the Christian Broadcasting Network's "700 Club," Jan. 13, 2010, after an interview with a missionary who talked about helping the earthquake victims in Haiti, Rev. Pat Robertson said this, "And you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French, you know Napoleon the Third and whatever, and they got together and swore a pact to the Devil. They said, 'We will serve you if you'll get us free from the French.' True story. And so the Devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' And, they kicked the French out, you know, with Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since they have been cursed by, by one thing after another, desperately poor."

"I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it."

--Sarah Jessica Parker, in an interview with Elle magazine.

"I have the pleasure of drinking too much in my post-menopausal incarnation. I like tequila, really expensive kinds … straightup. I hate alcoholics and AA… If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about your character flaws and blame the fact that you are a sociopath on booze."

- Roseanne Barr, while dressed as Adolf Hitler for Heeb magazine