I am in a horrible, horrible mood...

[BurtWorm]

Thanks for listening.

[Aristus]

1. I'm listening, Burt. What's the matter, my friend?

Get it off your chest.

[BurtWorm]

2. It could be that I'm back from a too short vacation

and the world seems even more fucked up than it was when I stopped thinking about it. Just a very short while ago, it seemed, the lies the Bushists told were coming back to snap their balls off...and now all the media are just buzzing and buzzing about goddamn Ahhnold.

:mad:

And I get back here to DU and the Kerryites and Deanyboppers are still at each others throats, and the Greenies and the Dems are throwing pies and insults at each other, as though we are the enemy....

That's just the surface of it. But it's keeping me in a constant boil.

Thanks very much for listening.

:hi:

[Aristus]

5. Cheer up, Burt. Word on the street is

Skittles is going to come over and kick your ass if you don't.

[radwriter0555]

22. SEE? MEN CAN PMS TOOOOOOOO!

I have always said so....

[Skittles]

3. I"LL COME OVER AND KICK YOUR ASS

THAT'LL CHANGE YOUR MOOD.

[Fenris]

4. You're such a charmer, Skittles!

:hi:

[BurtWorm]

6. Are you talking to me?

[Skittles]

8. PLEASE

most of my boyfriends have looked WAY WORSE than that. :O

[BurtWorm]

10. Let's see your muscles or the toes of your ass-kicking boots

then I'll know whether to be really scared.

[Skittles]

12. MOST MEN AREN'T SCARED

THEY VERY MUCH ENJOY ME KICKING THEIR ASS. :P

[BurtWorm]

14. In that case

kick away!

:kick:

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. BurtWorm's horrible rotten very bad day....

Cheer up. :hi:

[BurtWorm]

9. I forgot to mention that no one is responding to my posts...

..except this one!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. To cheer you

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=91404

[Aristus]

13. If that damn doll gets any more attention,

the repukes will go and elect it pResident.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. I'd rather have the doll in office...

At least it knows how to keep its dumb mouth shut! ;-)

[BurtWorm]

15. That worked somewhat

;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

16. YOU JUST NEED A HUG

(hug)

[BurtWorm]

17. Aw!

Yer a sweetie. That did make me feel better!

(hug back)

[Aristus]

18. Thanks for cheering him up, LPFF, but

I was hoping to see the throwdown between BurtWorm and Skittles.

[BurtWorm]

19. I'm waiting to see that one too!

:evilgrin:

[buddhamama]

21. my mother said there'd be days like this

what you need is some lovin' ((((hugs)))) :kiss:

and a few ears/shoulders for support.

[BurtWorm]

23. Aw!

purr purr purr

[TEXASYANKEE]

24. Think ....

Samoa girl scout cookies. That always cheers me up. :-)

[BurtWorm]

27. Made by Samoan girl scouts?

That could cheer me up...

[Paragon]

25. Cheer up! "BurtWorm" sounds like...

...Burt Ward.

[BurtWorm]

26. Holy coincidence, Batman!

na-na-nana na-na-nana
na-na-nana na-na-nana

BurtWorm!

POW! CRUNCH! ZAP!