I am luckier than you

[Zomby Woof]

How lucky are you? Consider the fact that I have NEVER heard Lee Greenwood's "Proud To Be American", John Ashcroft's "Let The Eagle Soar", nor did I watch Condi Rice on 60 Minutes.

Top that, fuckers! Your luck sucks.

[patriotvoice]

1. We are at least equally lucky...

... I haven't watched or heard those.

[Zomby Woof]

2. you lucky bastard!!!

:D

[PinkTiger]

3. Lucky? Maybe. But how did you miss it?

You are either hearing impaired or you live with wolves.

[Zomby Woof]

4. I live with yaks!

Plus one smart and beautiful DUer and a cat. I AM lucky, because the DUer kicks ass!

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. I have a brand new washer/dryer coming on Thursday.

And...and...well, that's about it. :P

[Zomby Woof]

8. that's pretty damn lucky!!

When Kade and I got our new W/D, we were excited! Seriously. :D :hi:

[SarahB]

6. My luck is rather paradoxal

I am blessed with much and have suffered some major pain and loss as well throughout my life. I'm ready for some more luck though. Can I borrow your magic lucky yak or something? :hi:

[Zomby Woof]

9. rub my magic lucky yak!

And um, luck will be yours! :o ;-)

[MuseRider]

7. How on earth

have you never heard that song? As a musician I have had to play it in summer band programs several times and it is just an awful experience every single time. Add to it the whole "American" scene of flags, children marching around and a very bad local singer and you have the stuff of nightmares. You are indeed a lucky man.

[Zomby Woof]

10. 'cause I am a lucky ZombyBastard!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

11. Oh yeah?

Well I've never heard either song AND I didn't watch Condi on 60 Minutes tonight, either!!!

AND I have a kick-ass sex life!

How lucky could **I** be???

[Zomby Woof]

12. at least EQUALLY

Because I can still match that.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

13. Ok I also

have a gorgeous nine year old daughter who is smart as a whip and a great life and a beautiful home and I have a career I love. And a spouse who makes good money. And worships the ground I walk on! :P

[furrylitldevil]

14. Oh yeah?

Well I have a dog

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

15. I have a dog

a cat, a Beta (fish) and an Oriental fire-bellied toad who kicks ass.

[furrylitldevil]

16. My dog's better

just because he's my dog

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

17. Oh no

my dog is waaaay better. She rocks. She kicks other doggie ass. She is so frigging smart she is human. In a dog body. And totally understands English.

[furrylitldevil]

18. Oh yeah

Well take a look at the pic, see that scruffy lookin guy on the left with the tattoo? That's my dog. He's got a college degree. And works for the EPA. And knows three languages!

[jus_the_facts]

19. yeah my luck be preeeeety sucky....

....I've heard 'em both AND saw CONdi. :evilfrown:

[Zomby Woof]

20. I am sending over a yak

They are huggable and will improve your luck!

[jus_the_facts]

21. if that yak....

...brought along a sack....my luck just might come back!! :smoke:

[Zomby Woof]

22. now you talkin' smack

So slide me some Jack!

[jus_the_facts]

23. here's ya some Jack......

....brought to ya by...the luck o'the yak! :D

[Zomby Woof]

24. mmmmmmmmyakalicious!

:P

[VOX]

25. Well, hell, we're having our groceries *delivered* tomorrow!

I'd say that's a spot of luck.

Best to you, ZW -- :toast:

[TXlib]

26. My indian name is "Shit For Luck"

I loved Tommy Lee Jones in The Missing.