Y'ever wonder why EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MUMMY is so pissed off?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Wouldn't YOU be?
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[kentauros]

1. I thought it was because they knew they'd be fighting Brendan Frasier

in the end and that he always wins :P

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Not a big Brendan Frasier fan, but...

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...I LOVE those mummy movies.
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FAST mummies, like FAST zombies... are much more frightening.
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[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. Lon Chaney in "The Mummy's Ghost"...slower than molasses running uphill, best mummy ever

A big part of the film is atmosphere...those great old Universal black & white horror flicks. Great supporting cast featuring George Zucco and John Carradine, too.

And Chaney is SO terrifying you have no choice but to stand there, frozen in fear, and wait a half hour for him to catch up to you and kill you.

:rofl:

[crim son]

6. I'd think that'd be a willing sacrifice! n/t

[Gormy Cuss]

3. No. Every mummy is pissed off because

kids are rotten.

[Name removed]

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[rug]

7. Too many assholes.

[mitchum]

8. Because they are wrapped up too tightly

[petronius]

9. I always thought it was the 'brains yanked through the nose with a wire hook' thing

that left them a bit cranky...

[Kali]

10. well since this got cleaned up

(thanks mods) I do want to repeat that I promptly stole this and sent it to my sister (the one who worked in Egypt)

It's almost 7, btw.

[foxfeet]

11. They're hopped up on tanis root.

It's like meth for mummies.

[applegrove]

12. I thought this was going to be a Palin thread about Mama Grizzlies.