Does anyone here know how to get Cheez Whiz out of thick chest hair?

[arbusto_baboso]

A) yes, it is MY OWN chest hair.

2) No, I won't give you details, other than to say that the wombat is fine and none the worse for wear.

[Swede]

1. Don't bother.

Who'd want to eat it now,anyway? :shrug:

[arbusto_baboso]

2. It's not for eating, silly.

I caulk drywall with that stuff!

[Swede]

4. Orange caulk?

[arbusto_baboso]

5. Admittedly, there are some drawbacks...

[KamaAina]

3. Do you have a dog?

A cat probably wouldn't be much help at this point. :puke:

[trof]

6. Peanut butter?

They say it works on chewing gum.
Tastes good, too!

[Bertha Venation]

7. You need a cat. That is all you need.

No, "cats" is not my answer to every problem, but I promise, if you had a cat and a good hour-long tv show to watch, your cheez-hair problem would be solved.

:hi:

[Capn Sunshine]

8. Flamethrower

Hold still while my staff of crack professionals attends to you

[hippywife]

9. My husband suggest

plastique. :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. My dear arbusto_baboso!

How about shaving the whole thing off? Hair, Cheez Whiz and all?

Or just clip it to avoid the itchy aftermath...

:shrug:

[arbusto_baboso]

12. I'm inclined to let the stuff dry.

Then I can just rip it away like wax.

oooh. Maybe not.

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Yes.

[LaurenG]

13. Dude - take a shower

water and soap and more water. :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Cheez Whiz melts at a low temperature and is very water soluble - hot water in a shower.

I'd suggest the shower over just using a washcloth so that the cheese will wash away and go down the drain, and not got caught up in the washcloth just to be continuously redistributed around your body.