Now look, let's not get all excited let's just CAPTION

[underpants]

[Kamika]

1. hmm

"No seriously, the support we got around the globe is this big"

[Aristus]

3. Nice photo, Kamika.

Linda Park is HOT!

Note to self: Remember, this is a caption thread.

[Kamika]

5. lol

ppl say i look abit like her so :)

[Aristus]

10. YOW!

You must be beautiful, then.

Still thinking of a caption...

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. You're going to be in Iraq thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis long.

Note: not to scale.

[zizzer]

4. SIR!!!

Put down the microphone and step away from the podium!

Zizzer

[Mandate My Ass]

6. Rummy: "Oh, the shark, babe,

has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white...

C'mon, everybody join in!

Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it, ah, out of sight."

[thom1102]

8. Scary how great minds think alike!

[Mandate My Ass]

11. LOL. Well he always tap dances during press conferences

it's only a matter of time until he breaks into song. :7

[Aristus]

12. Oh the liiiiine foooooorms to the right, babe!

I can't remember all of the lyrics.

Strange song to be in a German opera from the twenties.

[thom1102]

7. "Every body now, Que Sera, sera...

What ever will, be will be. Just the navy men, now. Okay, now the Air Force boys..."

[44wax]

9. I like the way rummy uses his elbows as a tripod to stand up

[skip fox]

13. Rummy is saying, "Look, . . . some of those weapons aren't much

bigger than a dog house or a pup tent, and we've only been there a couple months, and they could move them around, and Rome wasn't built in a day, and the country's the size of California, only not on so many drugs, but if you account for the mountains, then it's the size of Alaska flattened out, and we got our best people working on it, and we've already found something but it's going to take time to fill out the report, and the BBC doesn't know what the f*ck it's talking about, and there are a lot of people who are taking political advantage of this situation and we're taking names, and everybody's going to be really surprised sometime real soon. I hope that answers your stupid question. . . . Next."

[cosmicdot]

14. I'm pleased to announce Intermission in world affairs ...

... so ... good-bye until September ...

[maxanne]

15. when I take Viagra...

:evilgrin:

[kmla]

16. Everybody, have ya heard? There's a new dance...

It's called "The Bird"!

SQWAAWWWWWK!

(My apologies to Morris Day and the Time).

[damnyankee2601]

17. "Now just calm down cannon fod...

...er, soldiers. No need for a lynching. I can explain."

[skip fox]

18. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[Twillig]

19. "I've had enough of this game--I'm going for a scuttle!"