Boner required.

[Lasher]

Taking applications down at the boning hall.

[lillypaddle]

1. Neat-o

And a whole hall specially built just for them.

[Lasher]

2. Could that be code for 'college dorm?'

Says they're looking for experineced boners but I'll bet that's not a strict requirement.

[HopeHoops]

3. I'm a natural for the job - and a vegetarian.

[MajorChode]

4. Someone has to post this sooner or later

Edit:

[lillypaddle]

5. That Coppertone ad is hilarious

:rofl:

[MajorChode]

6. As soon as I saw it I knew I HAD to post it

[Lasher]

7. Hee hee!

He's a walking talking bag of jokes. But not on purpose.

[MajorChode]

8. That's a classic too

You should start a Boner picture thread. This subject is much too important to not get the widest possible dissemination.

[petronius]

9. Those without experience may also apply, but they'll have to start on the bottom

and work up...

[HughBeaumont]

10. At first look, I thought it said "please contact Gilligan" . . .

. . . which would have made this ad infinitely more awesome and fitting . . .

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. I've actually worked for them.

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Not a bad place to work.
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Different though. I've been fired from 3 or 4 jobs for arriving late.
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Only job I've ever lost for coming early.
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[TreasonousBastard]

12. Alas, I was once thrown out of the church kitchen, when...

while helping prepare our Thanksgiving meal I couldn't find the knife I needed and yelled, "Who's got the big boner?"

[abq e streeter]

13. And in related news---from CBS Sports.com yesterday

(I'd copied and saved this for just such an occasion and how 'bout that, a place to use it right away...)



Upton hits go-ahead jack off Jimenez to lift D-Backs