With the recent developments in my "condition",..

[MiddleFingerMom]

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...I've decided to apply for the least stressful, least difficult
job in the entire world.
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MiddleFingerMom, Cat Hypnotherapist.
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[Ptah]

1. MFM, I'm glad you're back.

Works on dogs too.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear MiddleFingerMom!

Now, that sounds like the perfect job!

But then what do you do?

:shrug:

:hi:

[david13]

3. It could be a good job. But I can tell you about cat hypnotism. It

doesn't always work.
dc

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

4. It's easy to make a cat go to sleep

I just lie on the couch, the cat lies on my chest, and it's out like a light.

Good luck with post-hypnotic suggestions, though. Cats seem impervious.

:hi:

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. The only time I've ever really tried it...

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...I think my cat hypnotized ME !!!
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I woke up quite a bit later and found that "someone" had taught NoName to
use the can opener.
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I got scared and locked myself in the bathroom... because when I started
clucking like a chicken...
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...she started stalking me.
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