Classic movie most in need of a remake, a little shaking up...Samuel L. Jackson style?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Poll question: Classic movie most in need of a remake, a little shaking up...Samuel L. Jackson style?

[woo me with science]

1. "Heidi." nt

[HopeHoops]

2. Flipper the Motherfucking Dolphin

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. "Motherfucking Ghandi!!!" n/t

[Bossy Monkey]

4. The Motherfucking Sound of Motherfucking Music.

Also featuring a motherfucking Mother Superior...

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

5. Little Motherf*c*ing Women...

With Samuel L. Jackson in the role of Meg.

[Radical Activist]

6. lol Wrong on so many levels. n/t

[Radical Activist]

7. Birth of a Motherf*c*ing Nation.

In the new version, Samauel L. Jackson and US Grant beat the ever living shit out of those Motherf*c*ing hood wearing crackers.

[MilesColtrane]

8. The Motherfucking Remains of the Day

Or, any other Merchant motherfucking Ivory production...

[Ikonoklast]

9. Gone With The Wind.

"Frankly, my motherf*c*ing dear, I don't give a motherf*c*ing damn!"


I'd pay money to see it.

[Tom_Foolery]

10. It's a Wonderful Motherfuckin' Life starring Samuel L. Jackson as George Bailey...

George Bailey: Just a minute - just a motherfuckin' minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter...you motherfucker. You're right when you say my father was no motherfuckin' businessman. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante, motherfuckin' Building and Loan, I'll never know. But neither you nor any motherfucker can say anything against his character, because his whole life was - why, in the twenty-five years since he and Uncle Billy started this motherfuckin'thing, he never once thought of himself. Isn't that right, Uncle Billy? He didn't save enough motherfuckin' money to send Harry to school, let alone me. But he did help a few people get out of your motherfuckin' slums, Mr. Potter, and what's wrong with that? Why - here, you're all motherfuckin' businessmen here. Doesn't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers? You - you said - what'd you say a minute ago? They had to wait and save their money before they even ought to think of a decent home. Wait? Wait for what? Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken down that they... Do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand motherfuckin' dollars? Just remember this, Mr. Potter...you motherfucker, that this rabble you're talking about... they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this motherfuckin' community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him. But to you, a warped, frustrated motherfucker, they're cattle. Well, in my book he died a much richer man than you'll ever be.

[MilesColtrane]

12. SAMUEL L: What are you, a motherfucking mind reader or something?

CLARENCE: Oh, no.

SAMUEL L: Well, who the fuck are you, then?

CLARENCE: Clarence Odbody, A-S-2.

SAMUEL L: Odbody . . . A-S-2. What's that A-S-2?

CLARENCE: Angel, Second Class.

SAMUEL L (with a look of disbelief): SHeeeet! Motherfucker, PLEASE!

:applause:

[Tom_Foolery]

13. Excellent!!

[jobycom]

11. The Greatest Motherfucking Story Ever Told.

"Father, forgive those motherfuckers, for they know not what they do. Save them for me and I'll shred their motherfucking asses with a motherfucking chainsaw, do you hear me, Father? What the fuck good is a resurection if it ain't to fuck up the motherfuckers who killed you?"