How come Johnny Gage couldn't get a girlfriend?

[TheMightyFavog]

Was it his attitude, or did women thing he was gay, or what?

[HughBeaumont]

1. MANTOOTH!!!

That's why he couldn't.

:evilgrin:

[driver8]

2. I have a Randolph Mantooth Story...

I used to take my dog to a local dog park that was near the Hollywood sign. Because of it's location, there were always celebrities hanging out with their dogs.

One day, Randolph Mantooth is sitting on a blanket chatting with a lovely young lady. As my dog ran past him, he stopped, lifted his leg, and took a leak on the back of Mr. Mantooth's jacket. He didn't notice, and I was so horrified that I called my dog and quickly walked away.

I still feel bad about it to this day.

[Ikonoklast]

6. Everyone's a critic.

Even doggies hated his wooden acting ability.

[joeybee12]

3. Obviously because the name Johnny Gage sounds like a gay pornstar name...n/t

:evilgrin:

[MilesColtrane]

4. He was always to quick to get there...if you know what I mean.

[RandomThoughts]

5. I have actually noticed that some try to paint people that way.

It is used to try to make people seem to be what they are not.

I seen that done before many times. For instance, if you fight for rights, some want to make it seem you fight for gay stuff, then make it look like you are gay, since many people have macros loaded on that issue.

Seen that a few times, during 2004 election there were some jokes about Kerry and Edwards on that issue for that exact reason, to invoke stuff stored in those macros.

Also making gay issues what elections are about is what the Republicans like because of those loaded macros also.

[guitar man]

7. raging alcoholic

drinking problem....bad :beer: :beer: :beer: