I need a truckin woman!

[Tobin S.]

To hell with the dog.

I ain't too picky, but there are a few qualities that I really like in a woman.

If you have a class A CDL that would be awesome, but it is not necessary. If you plan on driving it is important that you know how to read, write, add, and subtract. Smoking and/or chewing tobacco is encouraged. I need someone who can go at least 100 miles between bathroom breaks. I would prefer a woman who is between 30 and 40 years old, although I am open to dating 18 year olds. My weight fluctuates between 200 and 250 pounds depending on how busy I am so you must be able to tolerate that. Speaking of size, I like a woman who is not afraid to eat. I like 'em curvy as a rural West Virginia highway. Must be able to deal with...odors. No kids, no pets, no diseases, no insanely jealous ex-boyfriends, no career, and looking to get the hell out of Dodge.

[suninvited]

1. too bad I am too old for you

sounds like you are going to find one heck of a woman. Cant wait until you start posting about your bbw who chews tobacco, drives a truck and loves truck stop food and... odors.

[Tobin S.]

2. I don't think you are taking me seriously, for some reason.

[suninvited]

4. you're wrong about that

I was taking it seriously and I hope you have a lot of luck finding your trucking mate. :bounce:

[femmocrat]

3. One of these fine days....

You will walk out of the truck stop, and there she will be... spittin', smokin', and swearing like a sailor. Music will play and you will drive off into the sunset in tandem....

(I'm not sure what "in tandem" means exactly, but it sounds like a trucker-word.)

Hope you find her, Tobin. :hi:

[av8rdave]

5. "In tandem" is one in front of the other, both facing the same direction

That has possibilities, best not expounded on here.

It is a pretty good arrangement in a two person cockpit or on a motorcycle.

Trucking? Here's to Tobin finding that perfect woman and driving off into the sunset, side by side.

(Sorry for being facetious. The mood just struck for some reason.)

[femmocrat]

6. Thank you. That is what I thought it meant.

That is the vision I wanted to convey about Tobin and his dream woman. :)

[av8rdave]

8. It was very nicely put

I knew exactly what you meant. :)

[guitar man]

13. It is a trucker word

As in "tandem" axles like this



the ones on the tractor can either be "tag" or "twin screw" :P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. hell yeah

I hope you find her soon, Tobin :toast:

[rug]

9. Hell, who doesn't?

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Seriously...you should post this on a dating site.

You would get a ton of responses...and I'm not kidding.

[supernova]

11. "Must be able to deal with...odors"

Hell, that's every man on the planet.

:rofl:

If I were 10 years younger and not engaged....

:hug:

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. She's out there, my friend... you just have to get out there and look.

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[guitar man]

14. Don't forget

"Must like chain drive wallets , jeans, leather boots and gloves with the fingers cut out. Prefer a woman who can float gears but am open to the right double-clutching newbie" :D

[Demoiselle]

15. Do you have one of those cabs with the cozy bed in the back?

I've always thought they looked very comfortable. (I'm WAY too old to be a candidate, and I have six cats and two big dogs, but the idea of traveling the country with built -in nap space appeals to me,)
What's a class A CDL?

[guitar man]

17. Comercial Drivers License

Class A CDL means you can drive the big rigs ;)

[TK421]

16. Fuck...too bad I'm a guy..otherwise........

[Inchworm]

18. "Goto channel 27 if a driver out there wants to...

-beep- -beep- -beepity- -beep- c'mon"

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[liberaltrucker]

19. Try the Flying J in Birmingham

:evilgrin:

[auntAgonist]

22. I was gonna suggest the TA @ exit 167 on I-94

heh.

:evilgrin:

I'd offer to drive with him but I'd have to take my hubby along too and although he and Tobin DO get along I think it might get a tad crowded. Besides, I'm too old, I don't smoke or chew, don't eat much. I can however go for HOURS without stopping to pee and a 13spd is NO challenge to me.


:rofl"

[Curmudgeoness]

20. Stick with the dog....

Actually, any woman would probably be lucky to find you---especially a tobacco chewing woman who loves to eat. As to "curvy as a rural West Virginia highway", I have been on some of those roads, and I can't picture what this woman would look like.

[REP]

21. "Smokers encouraged" was in the ad I ran

We just celebrated our 18th anniversary on the 16th. Good luck!

[UTUSN]

Bwah- ha-HAH !1 n/t CA-P?!1

[kimi]

23. Well, shoot, Tobin

You just ruled me out, on several criteria. Darn it all. And I'm newly single, too. LOL.

I WAS looking to get the hell out of Dodge -- oops, DC. And am actually gettin out and going to Cheyenne next year, too, thank goodness.

But you WILL find a sweet young lady out there who will chew, eat, deal with odors, be curvy, disease-free, no kids or cats or dogs or exes or career AND can hold her pee . . .

Wow, I look forward to hearing the story of this quest as much as hearing the stories from the road.