I guess you could call this a matter of DWS -- driving while sexting?

[theHandpuppet]

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100825/NEWS010701/8260303/Police-Driver-distracted-by-sex-toy

Police: Driver distracted by sex toy
By Steve Kemme • [e-mail] • August 25, 2010

ELMWOOD PLACE - An Elmwood Place police officer who stopped a car because it had illegally tinted windows received a bit of a shock when he looked inside.

Officer Ross Gilbert said the driver, Colondra Hamilton, a 36-year-old Downtown resident, was sitting with her pants unzipped and a sex toy in her lap.

He said Hamilton told him she was using the toy while watching a sex video on a laptop computer that a passenger in the front seat held up so she could see it.

Gilbert charged her with "driving with inappropriate alertness" and having illegal tinted windows, according to the traffic ticket... MORE

[CBGLuthier]

1. Kind of lax charges.

Every time I read about a guy in a car with his pants down while masturbating they get charged with lewd conduct.

[seabeyond]

2. she couldnt ditch sex toy and zip up before cop made it to her car? hm. nt

[snooper2]

3. why ruin a good orgasm

:spank:

[seabeyond]

4. i am not seeing paying 200 dollars (ticket) for a good orgasm

they are too easy to come by, .....

[TK421]

6. If that orgasm doesn't happen, it just isn't a great night! Plus, they might take out

their pent-up 'gasm on some unsuspecting bar or nightclub!

Let them get it out of their system first, for fucks sake!!!@#!#

[Soylent Brice]

5. welcome to my city.

not really shocked.

i'm just surprised it didn't happen in the parking lot of White Castles.

[TK421]

7. You're in Cincinnati?

You know....I've never been to a White Castle, but tried the frozen store variety...am I missing something? They put WAY too many onions on ( in ) their burgers, and normally I hate onions. I can eat them, however when they are cooked down enough

[Soylent Brice]

8. i always order 2 double cheese w/o onions, sack of fries, mozz sticks,

cheese cup to dip fries in.

the only way to go.

chicken rings aren't bad either.

if you order them as is you get your food in -5 seconds.

ask for them w/o onions and it takes 3 hrs to get your food.

if you're like me and really hate onions, 3 hrs is more than worth the wait.

and yeppers, i'm in Cincy.

[TK421]

11. Hell yes, I can't stand onions but I'm also not a big fan of fries or potatoes

for that matter....never have been

I know that sounds weird, but whenever I eat mashed potatoes or fries or any potato product I feel like I have a lead weight in my gut

[Soylent Brice]

12. sticks to your ribs, for sure. n/t

[meow2u3]

9. OMG!!! She got caught using power tools behind the wheel!!

Only they weren't for constructive purposes! :rofl:

[WillParkinson]

10. Hopefully she will find a lawyer to get her off...

Yeah, I said it.

[47of74]

13. Or DWJ

Driving while jacking.