I needs advice from teh Lounge Wimmins: What should I look fer in a wimmin?

[struggle4progress]

Poll question: I needs advice from teh Lounge Wimmins: What should I look fer in a wimmin?

[seabeyond]

1. firstly, you are addressing women and approaching it all wrong, like a man.

if you were addressing a man, then this poll may work.

a woman

we. need. to. talk.

lol lol

before we can get to the "What should I look fer in a wimmin?" part

[struggle4progress]

7. yeah well that would are why I am be asking advice

[Skittles]

2. scheduling struggle4progress for ass-kicking

trolling for wimmin again

[struggle4progress]

3. Wimmins is so cute and all, I jest cain't helps meself

[REP]

4. Yer penis

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. ROFLMAO!!!!!

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Not sure if it's real or not, but on a rejected eHarmony (or something)
application, the question was, "What do you look for in a woman?"
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The rejection notice said, "My dick" is NOT an acceptable answer.
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Who knew?
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[Inchworm]

6. ...

:spray:

[kimi]

14. Ok

I'm having to pick myself up off the floor, I'm laughing so hard.

That was good.

Thank you so much.

[Xipe Totec]

8. A generous heart, and a fat bank account n/t

[Moondog]

9. Seriously?

A sense of humor. Everything else is negotiable.

[seabeyond]

10. isnt that the truth.

hubby is funny. makes me laugh. i am funny, too. hubby does not realize just how funny i am. i am constantly having to tell him how funny i am. but i make me laugh, too. so i get to laugh a lot.

i was thinking about that yesterday, how much laughter is in my life and how good that makes it.

[vixengrl]

11. The truth--someone you can get along with.

Especially if you are fixin' ta spend time with'em. Even long, comfortable silences are better than short, awkward conversations. When you find someone that you can be yourself with and be happy near--that's the one.

[Chan790]

12. Me?

(I'm not a woman, but my advice is free.)

It's odd. I nearly wrote a post today about how I only seem to attract women that don't attract me. I look for a hatred of the Grateful Dead, thinking beer sucks and a lack of desire to ever go camping. That's me. YMMV

Everything else is negotiable.

[applegrove]

13. If you run into a woman who is very, very controlling but will never admit it..run.

[kimi]

15. Seriously?

Someone you can laugh with. And can look at without gagging. And kindness to animals is a big plus.

Money, cars, hair, body - eh.

The humor, disposition and kindness means much more, IMO. But then, that's just me. Oh, but I'm a woman. So, if you're lookin fer a wimmin, you might want to ask a man. Just couldn't resist this thread, it was too entertaining.