If George W. Bush were still President, he would have protected us from those 550 million bad eggs.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Those eggs coulda RUN, the coulda HID, but he woulda smoked them out 'n they caves, Stretch. Those eggs wouldn't have gone bad on HIS watch.

He would have protected us.

Thanks for NOTHING, "President" Obama.



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[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Considering the Bush family HATCH from eggs, I find your post confusing.

[ismnotwasm]

2. I thought it was spontaneious generation?

Now there is one property that animals are found to have in common with plants. For some plants are generated from the seed of plants, whilst other plants are self-generated through the formation of some elemental principle similar to a seed; and of these latter plants some derive their nutriment from the ground, whilst others grow inside other plants, as is mentioned, by the way, in my treatise on Botany. So with animals, some spring from parent animals according to their kind, whilst others grow spontaneously and not from kindred stock; and of these instances of spontaneous generation some come from putrefying earth or vegetable matter, as is the case with a number of insects, while others are spontaneously generated in the inside of animals out of the secretions of their several organs.<4>
—Aristotle, History of Animals, Book V, Part


I'd go for the putrefying earth or vegtable matter theory for the Evil one myself.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. To quote the great comedian Jonathan Winters...

"...I had a baby brother. If I could have found the nest I would have stepped on all the eggs."

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[MiddleFingerMom]

4. I would LOVE to get the right to use this photo...

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